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In the days immediately after my dad’s death, I had the house to myself and had retreated to my basement/office space to have a stress-relieving wank. Just outside of my space was my daughter’s battery-operated activity table that was known to play jingles at random. What it was not well known for was playing the giggling sound effect at random. So imagine how quickly I put my dick away when that table laughed at me not once, not twice, but three times in the span of a minute.
If that wasn’t my dad’s ghost making fun of me, I don’t know what it was.
And pasta has been made
I’m not eating that pasta…
It has Alfredo in it
I love Alfredo! I don’t like the sauce on that pasta.
Are we witnessing history being made?
One time I was throwing kid toys into the toybox when suddenly a horse whinny came out of the box. I thought Frau Blücher had showed up.
maybe you just got really lucky and picked the statistically most optimal time for it to play three giggle sounds back to back, while you were jorkin it.
Isn’t gambling bad? Why is that in heaven?
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The Good Place Season 1 Spoilers
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Could it be… that…
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Gambling is bad because of the consequences of gambling when you have finite resources to lose. I assume that any form of heaven is post-scarcity so betting is done just for recreational purposes.
It’s wild to me that people think heaven is like earth but nice
There’s as much evidence of that as for any other idea of heaven or the existence of an heaven at all
Except that we all know what the believers in heaven are like, and if they actually got in they’d ruin the place.
Similar to how they think god is like a father or king but nice, plus obviously the smartest and strongest and best at everything and can totally beat up YOUR dad?
One could argue that any form of addiction ought to be avoided on principle if your goal is to remain “pure”
Look, all I’m saying is: if Jesus died for our sins and you aren’t committing any, then I guess I just want to know why you insist on making his death be in vain? I mean, I know if I was to go through a whole ass crucifixion and everything I would like to think it was at least worth it
Man I called that, along with probably a ton of others, from the very first episode. Still, the writers did such a good job with it I was not disappointed that the very obvious twist indeed was the twist.
Also for some reason, not sure if it’s just my app (Sync) but your spoiler tags didn’t work right. Idk why you have >!spoiler and not just >! Like if it’s my app making it display wrong or that breaks the tag beats me.
Could also, maybe more likely, be the end tag being --!< That might fuck up the syntax.
I use Sync, and have learned that our spoilers don’t work for other users and their spoilers don’t work for us.
That’s kind of wild I wonder what is going on in the code for that to be the case. I don’t know how that works under the hood as far as that goes.
Cat girls are not furries. And I’m willing to die on this hill.
Humans are apes, and therefore we’re all ape furries. Since catgirls are girls, and girls are human, and humans are all ape furries, catgirls are furries.
Well there’s a spectrum isn’t there and everybody puts their marker just slightly ahead of what they like. Unless you go full furry, in which case I guess you don’t have any use for the marker
Isn’t there a thing for butt-sharpies? I remember a nsfw subreddit focused on the markers
Hello.
Well met!
I won’t argue with you, but the hill you’re gonna die on is named Furry Mountain.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/furry-scale
Checks out
NOOOOOOO!
EDIT: Oh wait, I don’t actually care about cat girls. Hugs wolf ear girl
I’ll accept that argument as long as they are normal women who wear cat themed accessories and act like a cats. But if we’re talking full anime cat human hybrids, then I’m afraid you’re in furry town.
i mean, technically by the most barebones definition of the word, they are anthropomorphic, and do technically count as “furry”
if you’re looking for a “harkness” test here, e621 allows humanoid characters, i.e. catgirls, therefore catgirls are in fact, furry.
If Grandma wants to watch me flick the bean, that’s a her problem.
Never going to gargle balls as good as grandma did it.
Those were the days bless her soul and her mouth.
Heart and soul - Normal, average, accepted Mouth and soul - New, outlier, shunned
Don’t give up now Amanda! He’s so close! Stay the course! Keep fighting soldier you’re almost there!!! FUCK YEAH!!! Look at him squirt! I saw his butthole pucker! ~Grandma in Heaven
ain’t like she hadn’t been there herself back in the day
Always an audience, always cheering
I have a theory that when people go to church, they go for the intention to change their privacy settings, and the priest just reads out each setting and people do the cross to agree with each setting.
I have gotten no evidence of the contrary so it must be true! /s
church
do the cross
Me, stripping off and getting hard
Maybe gramma’s into it?
Maybe gramma gobbled nut sacks all year round? That stuff could be hereditary.
I just figure no one cares about most people on earth already, if heaven were really why would they care about them then? They have an eternity to plan, what’s 60 years of fucking up and winding up dead in a gutter compared to that
Lining the walls with tinfoil is supposed to work.
Goodbye wifi and cellular coverage.
Is that right?
Holy shit I laughed out loud at this!
I think there’s nuance to this.
Any deceased family member of yours who belongs in heaven is going to give you privacy when you need it
Or once you see the private lives of every person, all the time, you quickly understand that everyone does weird shit in private and voyeurism just loses its novelty entirely. People fucking or picking their nose will be no more interesting that someone walking down the street.
People fucking or picking their nose will be no more interesting that someone walking down the street.
Hell it barely is now…
Yeah but my grandmother was 104 when she died. She married my grandfather when she was in her twenties and I really don’t think she was really all that bothered about him it was just the done thing back then.
She definitely would take the opportunity to be judgy, while at the same time technically passing the requirements by her own standards to be in heaven.
people don’t have omniscience to just peer through the veil and watch a “family member” or anyone else for that matter
as far as you know.
this is a fact don’t get hung up too much on religion
I don’t consider myself to be religious. But I hang out with Jesus pretty frequently. He hides from the Christians with me.
He figures a non-religious guy who looks like me is the best guy to hang out with to not be noticed by the crazy Christians
hang with “jesus” but you cosplay as a tyrant false god? lol ok bro… you seem really confused. hope you find clarity
what the hell are you talking about?
figures
This life is the Pornhub of the afterlife
She’s probably flicking the old dried up bean while she watches.
it’s always you with the comments that make me want to reply “i’m calling the police”
From such a wholesome username, too. Half way to the inverse of a RimjobSteve.
She has it all wrong: Grandma and her other ancestors aren’t watching from heaven or whatever they’re inside her. Passive guests in her body that get to “live on via their children and grandchildren.” Literally.
Grandma tasted those balls right along with you, girl! It’s like that saying, “if you’re cold, they’re cold.”
“That’s my girl, just like I taught her!”
How’s Grandma gonna’ get 'er rocks off?
