“BRB, just following orders.”

RAM doublers did feel like making a deal with the devil.

It’s always cute to see Stark carrying her man.

“I come from a land down Asia…”

This is going over my head, I need a math tuber.

Orsen Scott Card writes a fantasy book about John Romero.

“The IP address is coming from inside the house!”

“Okay, so I might have been a little drunk when I called him. And I might have made a crude joke about Big Daddy’s drill.”

Why does Jason Alexander look like he got caught?

Mr. Eat-All-Your-Lasagna.

Python now has root access.

You have been removed from root access.

Can still be killed with salt, you just have to buy it in rocks and dump them into shotgun shells.

Proud of you, Ireland.

Having nukes buys you a lot.

Historically, “no sides” is a side and it’s usually the wrong one.

Every step to completely abolish daylight savings time is a good one.

We’re not going to talk about the strange adult standing in the house?

I was going to say, same exact energy as snuggling up to someone on the urinal wall.