

Fuck those things.
Fuck.
Those.
Things!
Fuck those things.
Fuck.
Those.
Things!
puts Coke in freezer for a few hours
The Coke when I remember it next week:
At least it wasn’t a freak fire during a gasoline fight.
This is the same art style as the first Digimon movies, but it looks too risqué to be a Digimon movie, source?
I don’t remember if it was a video or an article, but the title went like, “It’s not just you, bees are disappearing.”
I don’t think you’re seeing things, unfortunately.
Every doctor watching you eat microplastics held together with preservatives and sriracha sauce:
“Gay” as a blanket term inclusive of all alternative lifestyles and peoples. Like how saying “you guys” is inclusive of all genders.
…or using the term “Man” to refer to all of humankind.
This movie came out in 1998, so that eight-year-old is 35 now. 💀
When it comes to parents, it’s just called disowning.
Information I didn’t know I didn’t want to know.
“I wanna be where the people are…”
No you fucking don’t.
This person is playing 3D chess over here.
She ain’t sorry.
I mean, look at it. It’s clearly butt-shaped. Some people are just stupid.
That one police car that keeps trying to drive into the wall directly above you as pedestrians scream bloody murder.
… then you hear an explosion…
… then you hear the ambulance…
… another explosion…
America: At best, we’ll jail you for your own protection.
Chaotic Good Karen.
Apple makes photo realistic renders of all of its products to use for commercials and reveal trailers. They have for a long time now.
Everything Apple does, hardware and software, is visually realized in a computer first. They take those concepts and CAD drawings and polish them into fully realized CG models that they can do anything with.
Then you get footage of the new iPhone flying through a fountain of liquid metal with realistic collision and particle effects. It would be harder to film a real phone and composite CG into it in post.