No news is good news.

What food group is that fork suppose to belong to?

The blueprints are what drew me in.

After raising a barn, Brother Lazarus raised the roof.

The first two seasons are evergreen (because of the Zyuranger and Dairanger footage).

It was diminishing returns from then on.

Schrödinger did not have a backup cat.

Neverending housewooork~ oh ohoh oh ohoh oh ohoh…

Love the Beta Minecraft vibe.

A lot of them genuinely ran Mac OS Server back when that was a thing. Probably some that still run macOS, but now most probably just run Linux.

Do I have to answer right away?

There’s a grimoire inside. Maybe.

“Buddy…”

Your brain ever start playing something back and you know it’s not going to stop so you just pull out your phone and wait?

It’s a comic for English speakers who also know Russian.

His penis will show us the meaning of haste.

An endless fount of Star Trek knowledge.

Boss: “Everyone, calm down. Gary was well within his rights to kill Kevin. But since we’re on a crunch, Gary has also volunteered to pick up Kevin’s workload.”

Very inaccurate. Earth is already on fire and blackened.