nothing in the top posts about it (that I saw, at least) until HOURS after it happened.

in other words, since it can be assumed that you’re checking multiple social medias often enough for “HOURS” to make such a huge difference, then basically your life is driven by FOMO, and you see no problem with that.

kudos for the honesty at least. you do you and keep supporting that nazi safespace

is that person this outraged by people calling books with gay characters “pornography”?

lol the comparison of useless social media to useless boner pill ads is perfect. of course someone finds it useful. just like someone finds crack cocaine useful

WHY THE FUCK HAS EVERYONE NOT DELETED TWITTER

there is literally no correct answer

LOL he’s still butthurt about being a weird couchfucker

fuck that couchfucking couchfucker

keep in mind nothing is immune to enshittification. assume that everything you do online, even with proton or other “privacy first” companies, exists online. forever. and even if a company stays true to their “privacy first” policy, inevitably, they’ll be breached, and it’ll all be out in the world anyway

this is why everyone should stop using google

i like how they apostrophe’d slonkin’ but not fuckin

https://paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/ for more

“oh shit my gun just went off”

fucking hilarious how effortless it is for them to alternate between “guns don’t kill people” and “oh shit it wasn’t me–the gun did it!!!”

but seriously-- if you live anywhere near bumfuck tumptown hickville, for fucks sake tell your kids not to go up on anyone’s property. i live in one of these areas, and the government couldn’t hire anyone to go door to door doing census count for that one reason. they. will. fucking. kill you

how much of a shit did you give about the crusty old white people in government when you were 10-18 yrs old?

Nothing can be changed anywhere if people can’t even agree on the same facts anymore

the “change” republicans want is to tear the whole thing down and turn it into a dictatorship

she could be a coke snorting hooker with her own line of designer buttplugs, and i’d still vote for her over trump

meanwhile, trump hates dogs

people are addicted to their fake “likes” from their fake “friends” validating the looks-great-on-paper snippets of their fake “lives”

how many people would have legit mental breakdowns if twitter disappeared tomorrow…

i love these articles that are like “hi, you’re fucked. here’s a list of things you can do about it: 1.”

you don’t climb the corporate ladder and attain to c suite positions of authority by being the type of person who think employees even deserve 2 days off, let alone 3. these are also the type of people who demand that you answer the phone/emails between 5pm and 9am

experience living in a big, culture-rich city.

don’t move to a big city if you’ve never spent a significant amount of time in one. i don’t care how “culture-rich” it is. true, a lot of people love the noise, crowds, crime, stink, traffic, astronomical prices for literally everything, and all the other crap that’s tangled up in city life, but there’s no amount of money anyone could pay me to put up with even one of those things ever again. if you’re in your 20s, maybe you’ll love the night life. but that gets old quick. or you better hope it does…

“my perfect flawless child would NEVER do anything bad with the guns he has free access to!!”

and a fine actor

i feel like this clip of him reciting a little shakespeare at some convention should have gone a lot more viral https://youtu.be/_evRg7HuuSc

fuuuuuuuuck

he was old, had a legendary life, no one lives forever… still shitty news