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Babybonita@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    There are dietary laws for Catholics, specifically about fasting and abstaining from meat consumption, but they vary wildly by region. For example, Canadian Catholics are permitted to eat meat on Friday if they perform an act of charity, read the Bible, or pray more than usual. Just make sure you’re Canadian or else God will be mad.

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      Some other interesting Lent exceptions include gator, beaver, and muskrat, being considered “fish” theologically speaking.

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        Glad I don’t have to give up eating beaver for Lent

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        Removed by mod

        • rhombus@sh.itjust.works
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          I’m glad I’m not the only one who immediately hears that every time the word beaver pops up.

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      Originally Christians aren’t even supposed to eat pork like the Jews. But then the Romans be like 🤌 then God said “Okay okay chill, pork’s back on the menu except on Friday’s”

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      Did jesus even know about Canada ?

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        You’ve got a lot to learn my son.

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    1994 would mean this corolla is potentially 31, much too old for the average priest.

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      So, priest only eat babies is what you are saying?

      • MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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        Not the whole baby.

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    That’s not a Corolla.

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      Emblem on the rim makes it look like a Lincoln

      • Venator@lemmy.nz
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        Also the rest of the car makes it look like a Lincoln Towncar 😂

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      To be fair, he’s a priest. He only knows about Chryslers and vehicles whose names end in –mobile.

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    Well there’s no Corolla in the picture, so I’m guessing he DID eat it.

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    He can eat the 1993 and 1995 Corollas though

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    Father David Michael? Never trust someone with two first names.

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      Especially Ryan George. That guy is … sketchy!

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    I find his lack of faith disturbing

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    skill issue

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    This suggests he could eat it were he not a catholic priest

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      You don’t eat them? Weirdo.

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    Damn, I could never be a priest, I can’t give up my weekly 1994 Toyota Corolla treat.

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    Pfft that’s why you’re a lesser religion!

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    Can’t have sex with it either.

  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    Be careful though. Earl’s crazy. He ate one of my cars once. Yeah, the whole car. Like, with a fork.

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    The struggle is real

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