Buglefingers

It’s for-profit of course

I looked into moving to Germany a few years back myself. Mostly because my work has a place over there and the employee benefits are way way better there than here. I think most immigration processes are nontrivial unless you have a ton of wealth to bring to a country.

Perhaps he is the chosen one to decipher the old Eldrich scripts to the masses. Incomprehensible knowledge becomes casual teachings through this man

This is why I always wear poorly woven clothes. I always have “a bit of string” on me

Hotel? Trivago

This is actually hilarious

Me: Staring at a renishaw and two wenzel CMMs

CMMs: Do nothing

Me: Seems about right

I know! It seemingly shouldn’t be too hard of a choice. Who the Fuck would trust a career politician!?

/J (because scarily, it’s needed)

Tomorrow, on Day 4, the Birthday party will end. Though I’ve just been told they have prepared celebrations for my unbirthday. I fear there is no God.

Shaving assistant Pro+

Place your head onto the gripper and see the top of your head! Never miss a spot, always look fresh, have the shine the sun envys!

That gets a stamp of approval

A small rock!

What are people supposed to use if not Q-tips? I’m actually wondering cause I use Q-tips after every shower

Edit: I’ve been informed and read up at bit on it (thank you for the links too). I may also need to look into an ENT Dr. Now haha. So long good feeling of Q-tips

I recognized that scene immediately but didn’t know it was called the “cosmic bit flip”

When I see you and your bullshit

I still feel like there’s a constant brain fog. It never seems to go away. Been there a looong time

This tree took a parasitic approach as opposed to traditional pollination.

Recently myself and two friends were at a restaurant, I bought one a Shirley temple against his will because my other friend and I were having them. This spiraled into us all ordering the same meal in the same way and for whatever reason we just could not stop laughing when the food was brought out and they asked “who had the (dish)”, three separate times.

So I totally agree, non-funny things can absolutely be a ROFL given a certain mood

Loneliness level?

You know when your mother or SO will adjust some clothing, or put a blanket on you or something equivalent and it doesn’t sit perfect but you don’t want to change it because that oddity is what tells you they did it and that feels better than having it be comfortable?

Yeah that, when a nurse applied a bandage to my hand. 🫠

I recently had a moment of panic at work, a person from a different area was in the break room and was the spitting image of my ex. Albeit, a bit taller.