You’re not supposed to report actual news Onion!

No no no, it’s not the strong men that is the problem, it’s the weak women with their fragile womanly figure seducing the strong virile men, it’s the weak and powerless women who need to be reigned in and controlled… So the strong powerful men won’t be uncontrollably seduced…/S ^

Jason: I killed a lot and I mean a lot of animals on that island and I got really really good at it, so good that it became boring, so I started using them to help me kill people, that was pretty fun to watch… Hansel and Gretel a mountain lion into their camp, throw a rock at it and wait for the symphony of screaming and gun shots… So that’s how I got this one.

Friends: …

As long as he’s up for a game of Wheel Of Goon!

A simple " wanna get pegged" would suffice.

Google wallet doesn’t work at all, but if your bank offers its own NFC payment system then that should work.

The only app that I’ve had an issue with was uber, that refused to install from either play store or aurora store, but beyond that I haven’t had any issues. Just search graphineos and the app you want to check, or check out their forum.

This is why you don’t boop Cthulu!

Yeah that’s why I rarely talk now, no point trying a conversation when you know with full certainty that no ones gonna listen.

I think that’s why I love the internet, you lot listen better than IRL people, even if it’s some random person arguing with me, at least my words were acknowledged.

Kinda like tinting a window?

My bank app works fine and I can use the NFC chip for payments as well, it might pay to search up your bank name and graphineos to see if anyone’s had an issue, that’s what I did to make sure.

You have to unlock it to install but once installed they prefer you lock the bootloader back up again.

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Its all good, I’m in an open relationship with my money.

Putting graphineos onto my pixel was the easiest thing I’ve done in a long time, the installer is just pressing buttons and waiting for the next button to be ready pretty much.

Ahh, so it was talking shit then.

Is that the futuristic mailman game with the cowboy from the zombie show?

Well, what did your poo tell you?

What a dumbass.

“Hey, I’m gonna stream these pirated ROMs that aren’t publicly released yet, from the most litigious gaming company out there!”

That song lives rent free in my head.

4’33 - John Cage, such a banger of a song.

Yeah, just walking out the first door is enough for me to not need the toilet anymore… Definitely new pants tho.