After reading this, for some reason, the phrase “cryogenic hellfire” lives rent-free in my brain.
My new recipe book:
A Taste of Fire and Ice.
Just don’t expect the sequel to be released anytime soon.
No, this is cursed knowledge. I will have to try it now.
We mammals, and only we mammals, have nerve receptors capsaicin triggers. Birds don’t have such receptors. They happily chow peppers and poop the whole seeds all over.
Meanwhile, we mammals, who are supposed to hate the heat because we grind the seeds to death, have happily bred hotter and hotter peppers and spread them all over the planet.
I know of no such evolutionary win-win as peppers have pulled off. Genius.
Truly “mission failed successfully”
“they’ll each other out”
How has no one commented on this?
Because our brains are amazing and can just fill out the missing word while reading. It sometimes makes us miss obvious errors like that.
That wouldn’t make for good programmers or proofreaders or autists I guess.
That’s why we invented ide’s with linters
True. Bless them.
I literally did not notice. My brain just filled it in for me.
Because we can it without needing all the words
I HAVE to try this
The next morning you’ll be taking an icy hot shit.
A song of ice and fire.
A
songshit of ice and fire.you can just say season 8, but why would you, when a “a shit of ice and fire” is available as drop-in replacement?
Gonna start using “season 8” as a euphemism for a particularly bad shit now. “Brb, gotta produce season 8…”
man everyone dogs on season 8 but i liked it
There’s no accounting for someone with worse taste than SatansMaggotyCumFart
You’re not wrong.
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I wanted to try this, but I dont exactly have a menthol source :/
(Or do I?)
Edit: I have a mint mouthwash and spicy cheese paste, hmmm
Edit2: Well, I took half the dosage of the moutwash and did a flush and then ate the cheese paste with the bread. I dont know if it was the fact that I didnt use enough mouthwash, but the experience was kinda mediocre.
At first the spicy didnt register, but that might be because for spicy cheese paste it takes a little time to feel the burn. I think I could feel both the icy and the spicy sensations, depending on where I focused, but it wasn’t something amazing (or intense, but that’s probably because both sources were mild). I think the taste that lasted the most is the sweetener from the mouthwash.😅
Maybe one day I’ll make my cherry juice with menthol and capsaicin.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
It could be many things, I dont exactly know😊
But come on, it’s kinda safe fun, you just need to have the vision😌
I appreciate your vision.
Next time try Fishermans friends and straight hot sauce.
Ohh I remember those pastilles, thank you for the idea!
For science
Yummy
Someone gets me!
This might be the best comment I’ve read all night.
As someone who loves hot sauce and smokes menthols, I’m dubious. Maybe my hot sauce is too hot, but it will completely negate the menthol. I haven’t tried it with Altoids or anything, but I don’t know…
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I gotta try this. Sounds like fun. The feels anyway. The tastes are gonna suck. Minty jalapeno? 🤢
They make spicy toothpaste at least.
Years ago I did a different version: getting out of a very hot jacuzzi then jumping into a snow bank. 'Worth a try. Once.
That’s basically how you’re supposed to do sauna in Finland
And it is amazing! Especially further north in like -20°C
Yeah, it’s pretty good!
I love sitting neck-deep in an outdoor hot tub on a cold day!
Rub A535 or Icy-Hot on your tender bits.
For science.
I’m more of a tiger balm on the starfish kinda guy
Reminds me of the Exploratorium in San Francisco. They have an exhibition that has a long rail with metal coil wrapped around it. On one side, the coils are warm to the touch. On the other side, they’re cold to the touch. In the middle of the rail, the coils alternate hot-cold-hot-cold, and when I first touched it, my reflexes yanked my hand away because the nerves interpreted it as “so hot the ‘burned nerves’ feel cold”. Took a few attempts to be able to hold my hands there, and the sensation was very confusing. Would recommend+
Raise your hand if you learned this the hard way ✋
According to this theory, if I make Buldag ramen using boiling Listerine, it will be tasteless.
Science
Cuz there ain’t no party like a nudibranch party
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