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minus-squareunalivejoy@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up86·3 months agoThere’s an old joke. Why should you always invite 2 Mormons to go fishing with you? If you invite just one, they’ll drink all your beer.
minus-squareMirthfulAlembic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·3 months agoI always heard this joke with Baptists instead.
minus-squareVelvetStorm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·3 months agoHow about this one Jews don’t recognize Jesus Mormons don’t recognize the pope And Baptist don’t recognize each other in the liquor store
minus-squareunalivejoy@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·3 months agoIt works with any religious population which discourages drinking.
minus-squareUriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 months agoHowever, every Mormon family I’ve know were experienced, skilled family-game sharks.
Mormons won’t cheat.
There’s an old joke.
I always heard this joke with Baptists instead.
How about this one
Jews don’t recognize Jesus
Mormons don’t recognize the pope
And Baptist don’t recognize each other in the liquor store
A true classic!
It works with any religious population which discourages drinking.
However, every Mormon family I’ve know were experienced, skilled family-game sharks.