Condom, never used.
Used mine twice.
deleted by creator
Musk still rich
My Arch broke.
Use nixos
btw
Back to work.
Here’s our winner.
Back to office.
Reddit still going.
Aufenthaltserlaubnisverlängerungsantragsfrist verpasst.
German is cheating!
Liberty is kil
no
In our bed?!
Alarm clock ringing
Good dog, stay.
You fucker :(
I made myself sad writing that.
Actually, it’s GNU/Linux
I love to say this sassily and where it doesn’t fit just because “guh noo” sounds funny
That’s not sad.
it’s a glimpse into a sad life
I’m not sad.
He didn’t make an evaluation of someone’s personal feelings. MAGA heads might not feel sad, but it’s still a sad life from outside perspective.
I loved you
“She preferred him.”
I don’t think I like this game.
Four more years.
Donald Trump exists
It said a sad story, not a fucking nightmare. There might be kids reading this, don’t scare them!
It’s a German fairytale. (I wish.)
German inspired.
Drumpf
Need baby shoes?
That you, Hemmingway?
Yes, it’s an abridgement of the most mundane 6 word story:
For sale: baby shoes, too small.
Isn’t it: For sale: baby shoes, never worn
That’s the saddest 6 word story.
Is this Loss?
Not sure if you’re just doing the prompt or really asking, but I’ve never heard the 6 word story given a name, so I’m not sure
But how is this a sad story? Babies grow so fast that they easily can skip a size… Am I missing the point?
And, wouldn’t this be the real sad story? “For sale, baby shoes, too big”
Implying that the baby died before it could grow into said shoes?
Am I missing the point?
Yes, a little. The original was: For sale, baby shoes, never worn.
It’s decidedly not sad – I specifically said it was the most mundane 6 word story.
then who was shoe?
*Hemmmingway
Stained baby shoes
