That same quote is in a lagwagon song. I think it’s a sound byte from the movie Jacob’s Ladder, because there’s a few others on that album from that movie but I might be wrong.

Absolutely not, but one can recognize the others disinterest and be ok with that and one won’t stop to think you couldn’t possibly not be interested in them, or care really care wether you are or not because you should be. The latter obviously Clint the douche.

Or you could do the super smart cheat code way and eat waaay too many mushrooms one night thinking you can handle it, then get your ego absolutely fucking annihilated, realize you are actually one with the entirety of the universe and therefore actually just one with the girl you wanna talk to as all things are intrinsically entwined and you’ve finally achieved total absolute understanding of life and existence itself and hope you can explain it to her after it wears off with that same clarity without using the words “I’m literally inside you”.

Or so I hear…

Nah, when it comes to social shit like that, you just have not give a fuck what people think about you anymore, because honestly, they probably fucking aren’t. You’d have to be pretty egotistical to think so, and if you were, you’d probably be one of those douche bags that bothers girls who don’t want to talk to them.

Be sure to rinse your phone off when you are all finished

This is cattlelac of pun chains 😂

I don’t have to Google for you, I’m a redditologist, like I said and I know what I said so find your own source because the burden of proof is on you cognitive dissonance straw man argument fallacy other ten dollar words I may or may not actually understand.

Ape together broke strong

Hold my koala, I’m going in!

Not all of us spend every waking hour scrolling Reddit you know. I haven’t seen it until now and you trying gatekeep this sub with your “repost” comments aren’t adding anything to the conversation. Go touch grass. It’s the green stuff, outside, in front of your mother’s house.

Downvoted.

Edit - I just realized I actually have seen this post before. This site is really going downhill ever since it got popular.

Edit edit - fixed typo

Ninja edit - fuck spez

Bro fucked a $2 whore without a condom and wonders why his pee burns

Side note. I got to work with Martin Starr (gilfoyle) for about 8 months and he is a fucking stand up guy.

Four

Four point

Four point zero five five

Foooootlooooongs

And you just know he’s gonna back out of that promise as soon as he takes office anyway

Dictaturanium

Got a link? I never watched the show but I often watch videos from the show and that sounds like a good one

But he has no house to put it in…

Wish I knew. Maybe he has no chill? I have no idea.

Maybe they’re just trying to clean out the user base that makes it so bad? I mean other than the every single thing about it part.

Viral marketing at it’s best. I’m not even sure where that is but I wanna show them my hole so it can be serviced promptly.