JD would like to know your location
Please tag your content appropriately: NSFJDV
Would
Now it’s wood.
JD is that you
Sexy bat cosplay owls.
You like my hooters eh?
Is it weird that I want to fuck that couch?
A minority would assure you that is not weird.
I’m very clearly out of the loop here, so can someone please explain?
There is a rumour going around that JD Vance fucked a glove stuffed in a couch.
I love how it’s been days since that rumor has been debunked and yet people still bring it up like it has any factual value. I want to hear the actual bad things JD Vance did, and not a imagined reality.
No one claims it’s true. It’s always just been a joke.
Just to be clear: I don’t claim this to be true.
Better crosspost to c/couchporn
Why are the owls upside down?
I bet you could have some comfy sex on that couch
On? Or… with
Oh JD ya lil rascal
americana psycho Bateman kisses yadda yadda
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