I’m just gonna say it: Potato salad is NOT THAT BAD!
If it’s made by your grandma and with the right ingredients, anyway.
Where is all this hate for potato salad coming from???
Earth
The United States. Apparently it’s a very niche thing over there 🤷
Apparently it’s a very niche thing over there
not at all, it’s a summertime staple in many places. Unfortunately it’s also fucking gross, right up there with coleslaw - you took something good, like a tater or some lettuce AND FUCKED IT ALL UP and left it wet and nasty.
you took something good, like a tater or some lettuce AND FUCKED IT ALL UP and left it wet and nasty.
I most certainly did NOT! Danish potato salad is fucking delicious! Nothing like the miracle whip and corn syrup monstrosity that’s being referred to here!
you in the perpetrator sense, not you in the personal sense. sorry if that wasn’t communicated.
Yeah I know, was just funnier to pretend that I didn’t 😉
All kidding aside, though, you have to try Scandinavian/German style potato salad! That shit is SO good!
I think it’s because of Americanized potato salad. The kind with miracle whip and tons of corn syrup. I’ve had mayo based salads like this and it makes me want to puke (as an American lol)
I think this plays with the stereotype that weird eccentric middle aged people like weird/gross food. Sort of like jello salad coincidentally (search it up, it is foul).
miracle whip and tons of corn syrup
🤮 That’s not potato salad! I demand a reinheitsgebot like with German beer!
I think this plays with the stereotype that weird eccentric middle aged people like weird/gross food. Sort of like jello salad coincidentally (search it up, it is foul).
That’s fair
corn syrup
lived most of my life in the midwest and southern US, never ever seen anyone put corn syrup in potato salad. doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen, but what the fuck yo
White people who decided only white people eat potato salad
Potato salad is fucking amazing and I will die on this hill
I’ll take it one step further and say potato salad CAN be downright delicious when made well… I have also had potato salad so bad that it caused me to have an existential crisis about how I ended up where I was, eating what I was, and I had to pause to reconsider my life’s choices.
In the best case, a German grandma
Exactly.
What’s wrong with potato salad?
It’s too crunchy.
Crunchy kartoffelsalat wtf
Maybe it’s not crunchy enough
Why is her face too small for her face?
Inbreeding?
better than the other way around.
Idunno. Why is her elbow just the right size for her elbow?
Potato salat.
Picture of potato salad:
I don’t think that image uploaded correctly. It’s just blank below your comment.
It’s visible to my other account on Jerboa. Try loading it in a browser. Images have been fucky for some users lately.
They said that cause it’s John Cena…
🤦♂️
Baader-Meihoff fuckin’ with me cuz I recently saw a thread about images not loading lol
It’s cool. Thanks though. Trying to honestly be helpful is always in style.
You can’t see John Cena
I can’t see… what?
The Real Tater Salad
Heck the cops even have that as an alias.
I was going to type something mean about her but I’m afraid she could sense I was rude on the internet and telepathically cause my skull to explode like a hard boiled egg in a microwave.
TIL hard boiled eggs can explode in a microwave and that the explosion can be as loud as 133 decibels. For reference sake, a gunshot is about 155 decibels depending on caliber, so that’s one loud ass egg.
That’s actually not a very good comparison since, decibels being a base 10 exponential scale, the loudness of 133 and 155 decibels are not at all comparative.
A much better comparison is a 1984 Motörhead concert:
Lemmy and co.’s set was allegedly measured at 130 decibels, before it was cut short as plaster from the ceiling started to rain down on the audience below.
And that’s still MUCH less loud than a microwave eggsplosion!
*Americans who eat potato salad.
In Scandinavia and Germany, it’s popular amongst all sorts of people, not just megakarens…
Kartoffelsalat Moment
You know, being 1/2 Korean and 1/2 typical white American I can say y’all shouldn’t be sleeping on potato salad. You can use other and additional ingredients than mayo. My Korean family fucking loves my white family’s potato salad.
Mayo??? Potato salad is made with mustard not mayo what the fuck
As a Midwesterner, potato salad is made with a mixture of real mayonnaise and yellow mustard. Finely diced onion and celery with a dash of old and flavorless paprika for color to round it all out. Salt and pepper to taste. You wouldn’t want it to be too spicy you know.
Some heretics will add diced dill pickle on occaision - my one Grandmother would sometimes do this after drinking too much. This is generally considered a social faux pas, though us Mid-westerners are too polite and kind to actually say something about it. But we will look askance at you. And your children will never play with our kids ever again.
Needs some hard boiled eggs as well.
Extra hard. Get that nice green tint. That’s how you know they are done.
Oh my bad! Of course it needs sliced had boiled eggs! I’m prepared to be shunned for the next year…
In my family we add copious amounts of dill pickles, eggs and pickle juice. Just a splash and only add it on the day of serving.
Mayo is the best way to make it.
Squaren
After you have defeated 10 regular Karens you get to fight Megakaren.
Autokorrektur?
I personally love potato salad but I think the biggest thing that hurts its reputation is when it’s bad IT’S BAD!
I don’t understand what this has to do with potato salad but I can’t stop laughing
I’ll have you know I was taught how to make potato salad by a Tongan dude who looks nothing like this
But yeah, I resemble the image XD
She’s the human version of Annoying Orange
After she saves Metrahcity
Real life anime character
