• ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca
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    5 days ago

    I haven’t drank any alcohol in almost two months. I wonder if he dies I should break my booze fast for a binge celebrating that motherfucker’s demise.

    God so many assholes… I keep loosing track of them all.

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      4 days ago

      You can enjoy a cupcake or small cake to celebrate if you want to abstain from alcohol. You can even ask for something written on your cake, but what should it say?

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        1 day ago

        He is fucking dead. I am celebrating with tap water and baked skinless chicken. Fuck him.

        And those bastards delayed news of his demise so his democratic opponent cannot mount a last minute campaign, or so I heard. Fuck them.

        Burn in hell, Moscow Mitch!

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          1 day ago

          I think they are keeping his corpse on life support even though he is legally dead so that, not a Democrat, but Thomas Massie can’t get elected to take his seat.