Before the current era of ugly-ass BMWs, my opinion was that Audis were basically worse across the board, and didn’t understand why people bought them. If you read/watched any head-to-head-to-head reviews of BMW vs. Audi vs. Mercedes for the last 30 years, it was nearly always BMW winning, and the other two trading blows for 2nd and 3rd.

Now that so many of my favorite BMW models are so heinous and/or heavy, I honestly don’t know anymore. If you handed me $80,000 to buy some vehicle from any of them, I don’t know what I’d pick.

Front tire is flat, and rust on the brake rotors. Bro ain’t here. He’s been in Antarctica for 6 months.

The really stupid part is that the G87 and the G82 are basically the same weight. It’s something like 50 lbs difference, but the G82 is tuned for more power.