Me hovering 25 feet above them: starts playing Iron Man on my jetpack loudspeakers
Burglars: “what the fuck?”
They shoot me as I wildly spin my head around trying to aim my gun. Dying, I plummet to the ground and start flying around the neighbourhood uncontrollably like a released balloon full of gas. My lifeless corpse shoots passersby indiscriminately. Iron Man is still playing
Burglars: “looks like nobody’s home”
Me hovering 25 feet above them: starts playing Iron Man on my jetpack loudspeakers
Burglars: “what the fuck?”
They shoot me as I wildly spin my head around trying to aim my gun. Dying, I plummet to the ground and start flying around the neighbourhood uncontrollably like a released balloon full of gas. My lifeless corpse shoots passersby indiscriminately. Iron Man is still playing