• Eggbutt1@alien.topB
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    10 months ago

    Burglars: “looks like nobody’s home”

    Me hovering 25 feet above them: starts playing Iron Man on my jetpack loudspeakers

    Burglars: “what the fuck?”

    They shoot me as I wildly spin my head around trying to aim my gun. Dying, I plummet to the ground and start flying around the neighbourhood uncontrollably like a released balloon full of gas. My lifeless corpse shoots passersby indiscriminately. Iron Man is still playing