• jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      123·
      7 months ago

      The secret to a healthy career in IT is to let things break just a little every once in a while. Nothing so bad as to cause serious problems. But just enough to remind people that you exist and their world would come crumbling down without you.

      • Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works
        79·
        7 months ago

        Especially if its a system that you have told management needs to be replaced but they aren’t interested in spending the money…

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldEnglish
        49·
        7 months ago

        I get really fucking tired of justifying work. Like, I have delivered every single project I’ve ever been given ahead of schedule. But every time a new project comes up, higher level managers want all these update meetings to check up on the status, discuss risk factors that might prevent it from being delivered, and a bunch of other bullshit. You’re the risk factor, motherfucker, you and your meetings. Get the fuck out of my way and I’ll deliver it ahead of schedule just like literally every other project I’ve ever been in charge of. Quit feeling that you need to be involved! You don’t. You’re a road block that provides no value. Ugh!

        • jkrtn@lemmy.ml
          26·
          7 months ago

          Big mood. It is fucking exhausting explaining basic tech concepts to stakeholders over and over.

        • HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
          3·
          7 months ago

          If you’re ignoring all the risk factors, got no contingency plans or measurements against projected time and budget you have delivered everything on time and budget by luck.

          If you already have those, those meetings should absolutely be a 30 min weekend meeting to check on status and what else you may need to keep delivering.

          • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldEnglish
            21·
            7 months ago

            I know they should be 30 minutes per week. But they’re not, and that’s the frustration. A weekend meeting though? I have a feeling that we may perceive work-life balance differently.

  • jkrtn@lemmy.ml
    102·
    7 months ago

    Would be a fun series to watch, wizards trying to run a functioning castle under a king who doesn’t understand the importance of anything magical.

    Well, fun for me. Might be some high blood pressure and early heart attacks for IT folks who have to live it.

    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      65·
      7 months ago

      “A dragon has never attacked the castle. Why do we even have a wizard?”

      “A dragon is attacking the castle. Why do we even have a wizard?”

  • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
    85·
    7 months ago

    In 2017, I jumped ship to a new job as they were transitioning to cloud server everything. The genius CTO (who was the owners wife) pushed for it, quoting they can save a lot of money.

    Then she fired half the IT staff.

    Two years later and a few major security hacks/ransomware events, they had to hire even more IT folks to unfuck their cloud setup.

    • Naz@sh.itjust.works
      37·
      7 months ago

      I had something like this happen at a corp I once worked at. The CTO said they were going to outsource their entire datacenter and support staff to India.

      I literally laughed in his face and obviously, got fired (always have 6-8 months of salary as an emergency fund, ahem-).

      I won’t name the company but when half the Internet went down and a few major services? Yeah, it was that asshat driving and running between the datacenters realizing people in Bangladesh can’t do shit for you physically.

      It’s like that graph: “Say we want to fuck around at a level 8, we follow this axis, and we’re going to find out at around a level 7 or 8”

      • dudinax@programming.dev
        22·
        7 months ago

        I visited a company that outsourced its IT to India. We were delayed 24 hours because the guy who could whitelist our computer on their network was asleep. It was the middle of the night where he lived.

      • Ephera@lemmy.ml
        22·
        7 months ago

        Not a difficult task to not secure a cloud setup. And if it’s publicly reachable, you will quickly find yourself involuntarily participating in an automated vulnerability scan.

        • LostXOR@fedia.io
          11·
          7 months ago

          It’s great, just give your cloud servers public IPs and you get tons of completely free vulnerability scans! This life hack has saved me tens of thousands of dollars in pentesting.

      • JJROKCZ@lemmy.world
        14·
        7 months ago

        Not really, it’s really amazing how fast things to go shit if you just stop patching or don’t follow best practices

  • KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.worldEnglish
    66·
    7 months ago

    That’s a common reporting problem, there have been no “successful” attacks, you show value/work by making sure to note all the unsuccessful ones.

      • KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.worldEnglish
        17·
        7 months ago

        Weekly report that says XXXX attempted/failed attacks of X type, of y type, etc. and the ability to produce the 70m scroll and generally talk about the stuff on request.

    • Shareni@programming.dev
      32·
      7 months ago

      When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.

      Damn you, the photo didn’t load and I thought I’d be the first one. Time to start my own comment chain, with blackjack and hookers.

  • ture@lemmy.ml
    11·
    7 months ago

    Same thing with why do I need to pay someone to do maintenance my car, kitchen, AC, whatever works perfectly well.

    Also why should we pay developers to do stuff like dependency upgrades and other maintenance or software just runs™