SPOILER ALERT: Bartender is a software application used to read large number of barcodes, QR codes, RFID, etc. at high speed.
While that may be true, this is still likely an automated response built by a script that found some keywords on your profile. I still get the occasional proposition for RPG work, and I haven’t touched an AS/400 in over a 20 years which my profile reflects. I haven’t even touched my profile in years. But the script doesn’t care about that. That’s for the HR rep to filter out later if you respond.
Why you are no doubt correct; as someone who’s had to support a BarTender based automated print system in a manufacturing company, this skillet need doesn’t surprise me at all and is part of why the software gave me a drinking problem.
So you’re saying it would help to have both a bartender, and a bartender specialist on the team. Seems like we might be doing the bot a disservice here
Another example of corporate cost cutting, making the employees serve their own drinks.
I’m still getting weekly emails (and who knows how many linked in messages) trying to recruit me over a profile I haven’t updated in a decade…aka 2 years after I entered the industry
One of these days, I’m going to set up my AI assistant to respond. Who knows, with an even playing field maybe some of them will be worthwhile
For North Italia, a pizzeria?
Also, I looked it up and the software has a capitalized T.
Southern Italy is better at pizza. Florence is about the best
Southern Italy is better at pizza, we all agree atelier all that’s where pizza comes from. Florence is not in the south however, you might have had a good pizza, you can eat very good pizza everywhere in Italy. That said general consensus is Naples is where you want to go for the good good shit.
You’re correct. I was confusing the two cities
But… North Italia is a pizzeria?
Warehouse management?
Hey, don’t you come round here messing up a funny misunderstanding with FACTS.
North Italia doesn’t seem to be a software company.
Unfortunate name. Is Bartender well known in the programming world? I wonder if they have trouble getting candidates.
It’s fairly well known in the Enterprise IT world; like others say, it does induce drinking.
Gotta stay at the Ballmer peak
Shit I want that, my work breaks if I scan two items in one second
people with art degrees are horrified.
stay in your lane, software people!
I thought art majors are designate taxi drivers.
They’re the baristas. Because at least they can make latte art while they scrounge for tips from the tip jar.
CS is a different art but still artistic
Those interests usually mean you have good experience with alcohol.
And serving irish coffee, I suppose
SELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';…AND behavior = ‘nice’?
For reference:
https://img.ifunny.co/images/84367d463ab592ae1781d52ac110aca72524380e9dbb0e204bdc66d217fed3e4_1.jpgFor that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism
Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work
You forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc
glass_content === 0Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES
I would not fill my glass with string.
Sideshow Bob got a CS degree and now people are looking to hire him as a BartEnder
Die Bart die
Translation from German: The Bart the
As a front end developer this makes me want to drink.
As a backend devleoper, it makes me want to blame a frontend developer for how much I drink.
We both know it’s the project manager that drives us to the bottle.
Imiss my last manager, he bought the bottle.
I’m seeing at least 4 people that need to get full stack drunk together.
This exchange warms my heart
I’m not a developer of any ends, but I would love to join you lot in getting drunk, I have some experience with computers and understand very basic terms, so there won’t be any issues here
I’m a scrum master. Drinking now. A lot
Wait… they want someone skilled in HTML/CSS, Javascript and SQL?!?
I hope to fuck they’re using a node backend otherwise… the client scripts running in the browser are assembling SQL?
SELECT * FROM drinks WHERE alccontent > 0.15 AND type = "wine" AND vintageyear < 2010 LIMIT 1; DROP TABLE drinks;They want you to train their latest AI bartender
The SQL knowledge might be for analytical (OLAP) rather than transactional queries in which case it’d be entirely separate to the website work. Maybe the design of the site would change based on how people are currently using it, and they want someone that can look at rhe data? I’m unsure.
I might be missing the joke, but Bartender is actually a real program for managing barcode readers!
All of those qualifications require that you can handle a cascade of requests and manage tables
Are they based out of the PNW? Now that I think about it, I may actually have interviewed with them at one point.
ETA: Yeah, pretty sure it was them, they’re PT and have a 425 DID for sales, and the company name is wholly unrelated to the product. Had forgotten about them entirely, and would have had the same reaction as OP to getting that email now.
And it probably is the sw product the email was referencing, since Bartender is capitalized.
It all depends on the amount they are willing to give me.
For my salary, I’d rather be a bartender.
Only work 3 days per week and very short shifts. Your day ends exactly when you clock out. There is no work to bring home, or ruminate about. What’s not to love?
No waking up in the middle of the of the night panicked, rushing to your work laptop, getting on the vpn, greping logs, and realizing it was all a dream and that never happened.
Yeah, I’ll just mix the drinks strong.
It is because you’ll be the Ender of Barts.
Bartender for a bar with a bunch of these.
Though Python, C, or C++ prob fits better.
Do you feel comfortable implementing pub-sub in our product?
This is why I deleted my indeed
You guys are making profiles for job sites and not just applying to companies listing there?
My current job came from tossing my profile up on indeed. My previous one from Dice, one before that from an agent who found me online.
I prefer they come to me.
I’m an uneducated pleb with a certain set of skills. But you are correct
You could say the bar for a tech job is high…
Is SQL not a good skill to have? I’m an extremely strong sql writer in a senior position, but was going to test the waters soon.
Sounds like you’re almost qualified to be a bartender
Well that’s good news. Thanks!
Your username sounds like a way to become very caffeinated
