Nika@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agonicotine warslemmy.worldimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1344arrow-down115
arrow-up1329arrow-down1imagenicotine warslemmy.worldNika@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squareTheRealLinga@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 months agoI thought water was for quitters? That’s why I only drink Mountain Dew. 0% water, and the chemicals they use to make it keep me parasite free!
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoUgh water, isn’t that what they put in toilets?
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·edit-210 months agoPfft, as if. Everyone who ever successfully quit that is dead. Oxygen is for real addicts.
Oxygen is for quitters!
I thought water was for quitters? That’s why I only drink Mountain Dew. 0% water, and the chemicals they use to make it keep me parasite free!
Ugh water, isn’t that what they put in toilets?
Pfft, as if. Everyone who ever successfully quit that is dead.
Oxygen is for real addicts.