Call me whatever, I am feeling sad for him tbh :(
Call me whatever
But I’m calling the alligator Knifey.
I can’t handle this.
“Who’s throwing handles!?”
it’s just an average tuesday for him
Tried to think of something witty, but this just sucks.
Strange Alligators laying in ponds distributing knifes is no basis for a kingdom
Strange Alligator should be a Sade song.
Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!
“Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses! Not some farcical aquatic ceremony!”
Look, if I proclaimed myself emperor, just because some moistened croc threw a sword at me, they’d put me away!
Florida Republicans who have all the power: Help! I’m being repressed!
Come see the injustice inherent in the system!
Bloody peasant!
a lemmy post of a reddit post of a screengrab of a tweet.
A big repost sandwich to start the year!
Amamamamam…
Link aggregating site users perpetually surprised by aggregated links while feeling superior.
More news at 11.
How sad :(
Calling @Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
He will not fail to respond in our hour of need. It’s your historical moment, @thekingoflorda@Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world!!!
Give me a sec, I’m riding a dolphin to Florida to complete this quest!
You’re not in Florida? Are you ruling King Richard-style?
The king part is more aspirational, that’s why I need the sword.
Strange Alligators laying in ponds distributing knifes is no basis for a kingdom!
My liege! That is a rusty surplus store machete! Can you make do?
I am here for this epic quest, future king!
Screw pulling it out. I want to know how it got there.
From the last person it ate…
Florida Man.
Do you though?
GTA 6 easter egg incoming
We should choose political leaders by throwing them in a lake with an alligator that has a knife in its head in it instead of elections. The first candidate who retrieves the knife and survives is the winner.
It’s the light dragon. It’s Princess Zelda!
The terrible quality of this picture almost looks like a helicopter with some silhouetting
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