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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

Bonjour, je m'appelle Jesus

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Bonjour, je m'appelle Jesus

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  • thecrotch@sh.itjust.works
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    Can Jesus really shoot rays of emotion out of his belly like a common care bear?

    • Jerb322@lemmy.world
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      From thier harts, man, come on😁

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        Nothing hurts more than the “Jesus cares” stare.

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      Care Bears are the truly biblically accurate angels confirmed

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    Needs more baguette!

    Thanks DALL-E

    • RGB3x3@lemmy.world
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      More baguette you say?

      • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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        Well that’s fucking glorious.

        • RGB3x3@lemmy.world
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          Have another, Avengers: Baguette

    • RGB3x3@lemmy.world
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      I do have too much fun with this

  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Also he steals her child

  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works
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    Damn the Bible really is brutal

    • platypus_plumba@lemmy.world
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      "Mercy! MERCY, please! Ahhhhh!

      Mercy, s’il vous plaît… Mer… Merci. Merci beaucoup! hon hon hon hon!"

      Luke 2:1-20

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    JE SUIS JESUS

    • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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      Je sus

      • superbirra@lemmy.world
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        american canadian

    • Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com
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      Je suce ma bite.

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        canadian american

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    could be worse like making her american

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      Only the fallen one can work such evils.

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    I banish thy bad breath with the power of Colgate

    • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world
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      Beat me to it

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    TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER

    • emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works
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      Jesus turning the girls gay.

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    Depends on your perspective. To me it looks like he’s absorbing her soul. Time to feed I guess? Jesus, Harvester of Souls, sounds metal af

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      “Midnight Mass” on Netflix, I’m just saying…

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      He’s sucking the French outta them

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        He can suck the French outta me anytime. I do love long haired foreign twinks

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    He’s giving her a sign to just surrender already.

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    When you turn French you just stop caring about sins.

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    Je suis un ananas.

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      NoOn, ceux naille pas pawssible.

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    Looks more Dutch than French to me.

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    Ooh La La!

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    Jesus is holding baby jesus

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