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minus-squareSirBucksworth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up77arrow-down1·1 year agoTbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷♀️
minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88·1 year agoI wanna suck your dick, sir.
minus-squareDancingIsForbidden@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up57·1 year agoGET IN LINE I WAS FIRST THAT DICK IS MINE
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up27·1 year agoYou whores are going to hell. Everyone knows oral is sex, that’s why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion. You need to use the poophole loophole.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoWait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.
minus-squarenew_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 year agoThat’s because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.
minus-squarevivadanang@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agothe perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course
minus-squarePeaty@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 year agoTechnically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.
minus-squareDancingIsForbidden@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-21 year agoJust dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!
minus-squareRestaldt@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-21 year agoEver heard of soaking Its only sex if you pump more than twice
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-21 year agoCan’t not link the relevant Garfunkel and Oates video
minus-squarePipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksBlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoHere is an alternative Piped link(s): relevant Garfunkel and Oates video Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷♀️
I wanna suck your dick, sir.
GET IN LINE I WAS FIRST THAT DICK IS MINE
You whores are going to hell.
Everyone knows oral is sex, that’s why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion.
You need to use the poophole loophole.
Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.
That’s because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.
the perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course
Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.
Just dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!
Ever heard of soaking
Its only sex if you pump more than twice
Can’t not link the relevant Garfunkel and Oates video
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
relevant Garfunkel and Oates video
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.