I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it’s more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

    • kobra@lemm.ee
      185·
      1 year ago

      This is what everyone means when they say they wipe ‘standing up’ and afaik more than half the world probably does this.

        • dingus@lemmy.worldEnglish
          51·
          1 year ago

          I’m a squatter. But when someone asks me if I sit or stand, I say stand because I’m not technically sitting my ass on the toilet. I’d wager most people who say “stand” are doing the same.

      • DharkStare@lemmy.worldEnglish
        14·
        1 year ago

        I would consider squatting a form of sitting not standing but if that’s what people mean then it at least makes more sense to me.

        • dingus@lemmy.worldEnglish
          51·
          1 year ago

          Squatting is distinct from sitting though because sitting necessitates your ass touching something.

          • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
            31·
            1 year ago

            that’s a weird definition, i’d define sitting as not using your gluteus maximus while also not leaning against something to accomplish that (including laying down, you’re leaning against the floor).