> Saw post
> Smiled at it
> Halfway scrolled past and saw the poster’s name
> Audibly, “Oh it’s Violet!”
Ok shit she’s back! We missed you
I fucking knew it right away.
Good to see you back. Hope you’re well! You bring much needed levity around these parts.
Excuse me, that’s a completely privet matter.
privet /prĭv′ĭt/ noun
Any of various shrubs of the genus Ligustrum, especially L. vulgare, having opposite leaves and clusters of white flowers and widely used for hedges.(I had to consult a dictionary for that word. Your vocabulary is vast to come up with this pun 😹 and wow my copy/paste is strangely formatted & colorful)
I’m pretty sure I learned it from Harry potter…

When I dress up, I braid mine. I don’t feel complete otherwise. Like cuff links, a tie chain, and a pocket watch, the accessories complete the suit, the braids complete the grooming.
Go back to Cambodia
Your account is all kinds of intriguing… 3 year old but only started commenting 9 months ago. There’s only 35 of them but all are so angry I can feel the virtual spittle.
Can’t quite tell if tankie or fascist, but interesting that the 2nd most upvoted, and one of the oldest of these 35 comments, is one trashing an old Violet account also.
I’m with you 100% on all points, but… “Can’t tell if tankie or fascist”? Their literal 3rd most upvoted comment is just “Read Marx”, and their 4th (and 7th) is defending China. Lol.
My apologies for not wanting to read ALL of the drivel.
Awww, that guy was my first blocked account.
Tankies are fascists
Hmm yes fascinating, now please go back to reddit you insufferable liberal
*Rawr*




