With their hands & genitals out of frame, those two goons might actually be gooning.

Woooosh

His girlfriend Mary had a normal-sized bottom.

He might also be thinking about scaramouche or doing the fandango or Galileo or Beelzebub 🤷🏼‍♀️

I understand addictions. Am addicted to Lemmy & YouTube.

Yes that’s exactly what I mean. It’s disingenuous for YouTube to be doing that, I mean in the grand scheme of things it’s a trifling matter, but it’s a bit of fuckery because algorithms & livelihoods are affected by this nonsense.

What? This entire issue is about guns 🤔

Yes my autoplay is always turned off. I mean when you’re on the home screen it automatically plays, on mute, and not full-screen, whichever suggested video is oriented in the middle of the screen. This isn’t something that can be opted out of.

Or how about neither, because cola is toxic waste.

💦 Water is the nectar of life 💦

Oh the irony of installing that app through Google Play 🫠

I assumed they were already doing that. They’ve never been forthcoming in regards to what actually counts as a view.

2. Especially weird if I view videos from my own channel, on my end it seems to tally each time I watch my own videos, which isn’t supposed to happen.

3. And videos I never chose or clicked on automatically start playing as soon as I open the app or switch from “Me” to “Home.”

4. Or if one person watches a video multiple times, does youtube count each of those views? Because for YouTubers whose livelihood depends on likes & views & subscribers, YouTube needs to make sure a creator isn’t manipulating the system with bot farms or friends/family/paid losers to repeatedly watch the videos.

Now my brain hurts & I’m grumpy. Bye.

The bill requires manufacturers to embed a “firearm blueprint detection algorithm” in every model by July 2028.

by July 2028?? Welp that gives DIY gun-making enthisiasts plenty of time & advance notice to crank out as many guns possible 🤦🏼‍♀️