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These haunt me. Why are they all over the place?
I stole this from Reddit from someone that stole it from Instagram
Change weapon to gun and it’s absolute perfection.
Ossifer.
If you tell them you’re a sovereign nation under international maritime law, they have to immediately let you go.
You have to find out beforehand if the flag in the local courthouse has gold frills on the edges.
“Do you know how fast you were going?”
“50 knots”
What seems to be the officer problem?
“I haven’t had a cunt all day, Drinkstable.”
Police: “How high are you?”
Driver: “It’s hi, how are you”
“Your eyes look a little red. Have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?”
