• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    22 hours ago

    Altman: “It’s terrible people are selling their kids for RAM. They don’t need it anyway. I hereby want to adopt all these children!” *creates ad ‘want to trade kids for RAM’

    Or:

    Altman visits orphanage and is willing to adopt all children, after breakthrough technology which enables a coma induced human brain to function as RAM.

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    1 day ago

    IDK, every time I see a picture of Sam Altman, he looks like he’s trying to figure out what you’d be worth if sold you for parts.

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      24 hours ago

      To me he looks like he’s testing new eyes.

      Consult the “cats vs. dogs” George Carlin piece for context.

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    2 days ago

    Nice twist, I was expecting something along the lines of him taking the ram from the only computer there saying orphans don’t need them.

  • Goodeye8@piefed.social
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    Altman pulling the Jehovah’s Witness and telling the children about the lord and savior ChatGPT. Maybe if the children used ChatGPT to find loving parents they too could be saved.