800 years? He had other sons and daughters, with who? His mom? His brothers? I know Christians love incest but 2 brothers can’t have kids AFAIK. So he had sex with his mom?

All humans decent from Adam and Eve, yet they only had 3 sons.

Yeah but we need the power to fuel the AI projects of all the billionaires and mega corps. And it’s reaching its limit, so we all have to pay for it.

So yeah, just use less lights, watch less porn, but we will have AI which will replace your job in the future in return! Keep on paying!

Wow, some uplifting news which proves there are still some good people on this earth. I needed that, thanks! <3

Thank you! Printing now.

Well, when you deport all the people doing the shitty jobs you don’t want to do so you would need to do them yourself, I can understand you’re unhappy.

So you need to pay to drain your batteries faster for more power which wears them down faster. So you’re paying to shorten the battery life of your car. Only dumb people who think “I wanna go faaaaaaast” will fall for that scam.

Oh no! Still not my country though. Pretty sure our idiot leader isn’t a pedo. He’s a Dick.

Edit: by the way, I was assuming only America has a known pedophile leader, but my knowledge of world leaders is somewhat limited since there are so many countries. So yeah. Oh and prince Andrew has been banished by the crown and the crown is not the actual leader, as he has no power. Or well, he secretly still does, but that’s a whole other story.

This should be posted in latestagecapitalism and aboringdystopia

Are you assuming everyone here lives in the US?

Amazing how photography technology improved.

Microsoft: the biggest promoter for using Linux. “Our goal is to make Windows and it’s apps so extremily repulsive even your grandma wants Linux instead. Because we care.”

If you shoot your finger against the side (like shooting away a cigarette bud) several times, then slowly rotate the bottle around it’s axel while it’s standing on a table several times, you can safely open them without them squirting all over the place. It truly works, also with shaken soda/beer cans.

What I do with these groceries is put them in a bag on my back or in my hand when cycling. The rack is for other stuff like veggies and other stuff that can handle the shaking or might get shitty when stuffed in a bag.

But you have a nice rack on your bike. Although it looks hard to take anyone on the back, unless they stand upright.

I prefer they burn that shit down.

Kremlin has style, Trump does not.