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“Shartspeed, Number 2.”
so many good ways to tell the crew to do something… “engage”… “Hit it”… you went to fart?
Maybe… “Pull the finger” or something
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
This is why you should eat more fiber and not strain yourself while shitting.
You obviously haven’t seen the highest rated shits on ratemypoo dot com
Break it so
Fun fact, “Fart” means “Speed” in swedish.
gives
a whole new meaningFunnier fact, speed bump is farthinder in swedish.
“fartshump” in Norwegian, some people will also say “fartsdump”
So what’s warp speed?
Those are inefficient bean manifolds
“Diverting more power to thrusters sir!”
the bean flow increases
The engines on the Hail Mary
The warp core has gone to shit and all we’ve got left are ranch style, what shall we do sir?
Divert all power to lactose intolerant propulsion!
This is someone’s fetish
EJECT THE WARP CORE!!!
perfect
TIL Dave Contra is a Lemming.
*where no man has fart before.
