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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 10 hours ago

Self-esteem boost

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Self-esteem boost

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 10 hours ago
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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    51 minutes ago

    These are two different pictures, though. Does nobody else see this?

    Looks like slop to me.

  • billwashere@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    It’s still very sweet though.

  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Emmmm, flour chicken.

  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    As an amateur artist, may I suggest a few improvements

    (Reference)

  • LincolnsDogFido@lemmy.zip
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    I mean, everyone is shitting on the painting, but we have no reference photo of OP at 16. We only have what little you can see in the profile photo.

    • myyass@lemmy.world
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      It’s the same picture, I’m confused.

  • Ananääs@sopuli.xyz
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    My dad had paid someone to draw my portrait from a graduation photo. The drawing is horribly bad. It’s also quite big and hanging on a wall at the center of the house so there’s no chance one could avoid looking at it.

  • degen@midwest.social
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    4 hours ago

    Whitest peopletwitter ever

  • Deconceptualist@leminal.space
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    5 hours ago

    Disappointed if her username hasn’t changed to Flour.

  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    The painting looks objectively shitty, and yet, somehow you can’t help but feel that the eyes are following you

  • cRazi_man@europe.pub
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    9 hours ago

    Parents commissioned the grandad? Sounds like they were trying to raise his self-esteem.

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    Looks like grandad was painting his 18th century peasant ghost girl from his nightmares instead. Easy mistake to make honestly

    • cruseo@piefed.world
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      Victorian-era Realism was much better than this

      This is just a shitty painting

  • cruseo@piefed.world
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    They should’ve commissioned an artist

    • starik@lemmy.today
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      They should have sent a poet

  • fractal618@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    Profile picture is missing an eyeball

    • Naho_Zako@piefed.zip
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      6 hours ago

      She had to take one out after looking at this portrait.

      • grue@lemmy.world
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        WARNING: Do not look at LASER portrait with remaining eye

  • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10 hours ago

    Gramps did his best, it seems, and I’m all but certain he desperately wanted his grandkid to see his heartfelt try at it —likely knowing he’d fail in accurately representing their very soul with his sub-par but earnest spattering on canvas.

    16, you say? That tracks.

    Hot take: it’s actually OP that fucked this self-portrait up, and they’re so cowardly that they threw the poor bastard under the bus, instead. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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