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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

Anon drinks too much milk

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Anon drinks too much milk

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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      Niche

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    > ultimate virgin story
    > has nothing to do with being a virgin

    Why must you always lie to us, Anon…

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    Where the fuck are they hiding it?! It has to be refrigerated. I’m starting to suspect this is fake…

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      UHT (ultra heat treated / ultra-pasteurized) milk can be stored at room temperature. Tastes a little different but I actually prefer it.

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        TIL that in many countries people don’t buy UHT.

        That’s crazy to me, there’s always boxes and boxes of milk in the pantry, no way I could store all that milk in the fridge

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          because it tastes like actual milk that’s been filtered through a used diaper.

          I can store 2 weeks worth of fresh milk in the fridge. I don’t need any more than that as I grocery shop every 7-10days and the little corner shop that’s a stones throw from me sells it if I did want more, which has happened twice in 3years.

        • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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          Boxed… milk?

          I’m honestly not sure if that’s worse than bagged milk

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          I don’t drink it bc it’s nasty but it’s always in the cold part of the grocery stores here.

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            The point of UHT is that it keeps for months at room temperature until open, the only point I can see of selling it refrigerated is because people there expect it.

            No idea how it can taste “nasty” to you though, I get that it’s a bit different, slightly sweeter, but cold out of the fridge I’m not convinced everyone could tell them apart, let alone if you’re pouring it into cereals or for cooking/baking.

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              100% you can tell the difference. I’ve been vegan for several years and I can still smell a difference (I work as a barista, there’s a lot of milk). The first time I had UHT Milk, I thought it was flavored, because it’s significantly sweeter to me. I could never get used to it and found it unpleasant.

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              Sorry, I meant that all milk is nasty. I’ve never liked it. The film it leaves, the aftertaste, it’s all bad to me. So, if there’s a difference between the the things you’re describing, I wouldn’t know it.

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                Ah that makes sense, I thought you were making a distinction between UTH and HTST - they’re different, but for someone who doesn’t like milk they’re the same thing.

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      But surely it’s not gay

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      No such thing

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      Finding the right tweezers to milk them is quite hard, though

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      blocked

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        Why? Scared of roach milk?

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          Do you fantasize about the roach bars from Snowpiercer?

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            I mean, if you crush a whole cow, I’m sure that would taste odd versus the separated parts.

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          because i come here for a good time, and roach milk is not my definition of a good time

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    How tf do you hide milk

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      In the clothes dryer. Duh.

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      Cheese, butter, yogurt, etc…

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      Drink it

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    As a kid and teenager I used to drink between one and three litres of full fat milk a day. Sometimes I would just chug a whole 1 litre carton. I was skinny then and am still skinny now. I also don’t drink milk anymore.

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    Family bought a secret milk fridge

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    Milk makes big bones

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      Bones make big milk

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        Big if true

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          Milk if big

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    Nobody’s asking whose milk they had to hide.

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