For the budding gardeners who might see this, do not use dogshit as fertilizer for the plants you eat.

Idk if we agree on what ‘funnier’ means.

I distinctly remember saying months ago that too many people on this platform were acting like Kamala had already won.

God damnit I hate being right.

Am I saying that criticism from the outside world is a bad thing? No. What I’m saying is that I could very easily point at bad things about any country - it solves absolutely nothing.

Yeah it needs to segue into him fixating on something one of his political opponents said and how that’s totally not true and that he’s got the best x you’ve ever seen. You’ve never seen better x.

Canada has it’s own right wing bullshit brewing, running away from the problem doesn’t seem to be the answer.

Professionals have standards.

You’re from El Salvador. Should I suggest that El Salvadorians deserve MS-13 because you’re stupid brown people who can’t get away from drugs?

No, you bigoted piece of shit.

Their ignorance is equally as valuable as your knowledge. To them, anyway.

Tell that to the people whose insides become outsides as a result of your lofty words.

Because they aren’t interested in the flowers, they’re interested in how they look with the flowers all around them. It’s a selfish act for vain individuals.

I think we can assume that this is spring/early summer, but yeah - you aren’t wrong. I can’t see myself enjoying grass between my toes if I have to shove my bare feet through a meter of snow.

Very common, at least here in California, for there to be nice blooms of flowers that people decide to obliterate so they can take pictures for social media. By the time the 80th troglodyte traipses through the flowers, they’ve ruined it for everyone else that might enjoy them - and the flowers are fucked.

I can almost guarantee that this is the point of the comic. The only other interpretation I’ve seen that I can accept is that it’s actually about the grass between your toes, which some people dislike.

I mean, I like the feeling of grass between my toes.

Few people understand why I glare them after obliterating a perfectly nice patch of flowers.

Ghosts of Sushi Mama is basically Assassins Creed in Japan.

Idk, but the largest Cybertruck weighs 12 lbs less than an F-150.

If people can’t? Don’t you mean can? Or is this a ‘bias checker is biased’ circumstance?

I feel like forgetting people like him is how we got to where we are now.

I hope a fucking meteor hits him. I hope his death is so cataclysmic that it cannot be denied that causality itself has orchestrated his demise. I hope his death is so violently spectacular that even Joel Osteen goes “Well, maybe we aught to look at the facts.”.

Do your best to make sure no one forgets Trump. Make sure people understand exactly what he represents.

For example

weirdocrappydictatorlike

Is probably better structured as

weirdo-crappy-dictatoresque

That being said, my biggest problem with what you wrote is that I have no idea what you’re trying to say. I could make my best guess, but I’d almost certainly be wrong. It’s hard to edit a message that you don’t really understand the meaning of/ motivation behind.

Edit: also, ‘decisions’ and ‘arbitration’