Did anyone tell them polygraphs don’t work and are only used in reality TV shows?
Wait! Are we not winning?! I thought that asshole said we’re winning. We must be winning. He said we’re winning. Winning?
Fuck polygraphs. I wanna see Hegseth do a proper set of pullups without all the cheating by swinging himself and his legs back and forth to give himself momentum, oh, and at least one set of ten proper straight pushups, before he’s allowed to implement any sort of PT guidelines for the actual rank and file.
Duh everyone knows you need an e-meter for accuracy.
Morons still don’t know how junk polygraphs are
No need for them to work if you control the results and know what you want to use them for already.
The main way polygraphs work is called the “bogus pipeline.” It means that people are afraid of being caught lying so they tell the truth when hooked up to the machine.
They know, it’s used to self incriminate and filter out people that won’t lie under pressure.
Leaks highlight Trump admin’s incompetence. Trump admin responds by trying to ferret out leakers using pseudoscience.
You better be glad they didn’t pull out the big guns: Phrenology
Was thinking the same thing, not sure what they think they’re going to accomplish with a polygraph… Maybe it’s a scare tactic
It IS a scare tactic. Anyone with any knowledge of polygraphs knows they don’t actually say squat. Its an interrogation method meant to make you THINK that they do.
A polygraph is just a way to get you to say shit that might incriminate you.
They can say if you’re stressed out (which you probably will be during an interrogation). They can’t reliably say if you’re lying or not.
How will they be able to tell when someone is lying?
Lying is NORMAL.
How will they be able to tell when someone is lying?
Not with polygraphs, which are pseudoscience.
The police use a polygraph to scare a confession out of you.
A polygraph test will NEVER remove you from the list of suspects.
Science literate as ever
Polygraph the administration, please. Else gtfo.
Polygraphs are debunked pseudoscience.
I know that. And theyre horribly stressful and inconvenient. Hence my request.
