The objective of the war is now to undo some of the consequence of starting the war. Victory!

A: This time it’s different

B: You said that last time

A: Right, last time I said this time. But that was last time. This time is this time.

I agree, but he didn’t get out of it because of any moral objection to the war itself, he used his privilege to to get himself out of something he didn’t want to do while other people who equally didn’t want to go were shipped off to the meat grinder against their will. Not saying he should have gone, but we’re not talking about a conscientious objector here.

I assume the other 4 toes will be Mac, Charlie, Dennis, and a bird

Suck it, bokmål

/s

People claim that more animals are killed in industrial agriculture than the animals that you would be eating instead. Like mice killed by threshers.

The flaw in that argument is that livestock animals are fed by industrial agriculture too, so by eating meat you are also responsible for more animals killed in agriculture than you would be by eating the produce yourself. It takes a lot more agriculture to raise multiple animals for one person to eat than it would to produce the amount of food they would eat otherwise.

The weird part was that fixing the toilet perfectly synced up with The Wizard of Oz

Seems like every time I did that it pushed me down into a hole in the middle of the bed and I was shot back out as an unexplainable quantity of blood.

All glory to the Hypnotoad

You would think the winning combination of an inhumane healthcare system, car dependent infrastructure, mountains of processed food, and economic and political nosedive would all point to longevity.

BREAKING: Asteroid hits the Yucatan Peninsula. Dinosaurs are fucked.

This keyboard has no time for questions.

Well…fuck.

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Someone needs to check his house for abandoned dogs.

Trump surmised: Yes, we might have our internal squabbles, but I am bringing tough love because we are all in this together. We are the standard bearers of western civilisation. We must resist the barbarian hordes. We must save the white man.

The ageing president, who in 2024 complained, “We got a lot of bad genes in our country right now,” told the World Economic Forum that he was “derived from Europe”, namely: “100% Scotland, my mother; 100% German, my father. And we believe deeply in the bonds we share with Europe as a civilisation.” Trump speaking in front of a US flag. Speak hysterically and carry a big stick: Trump’s foreign policy threats Read more

He lamented that “certain places in Europe are not even recognisable, frankly, any more”, blaming culprits that included “unchecked mass migration”. Trump said: “It’s horrible what they’re doing to themselves. They’re destroying themselves, these beautiful, beautiful places. We want strong allies, not seriously weakened ones.”

What came next was pure racism…

That wasn’t the pure racism part?