that’s not even his name and he’s trolling you
this post is rage bait
can we keep this trash on facebook
Ohhh Conservatives either exact sort of thing, so you sure it’s not true?
Sounds like he’s not even attracted to women, only forces himself to have sex with one because he really really likes kids.
Wonder why.
This is one of the gayest things I’ve ever read.
Dude lives full-time in Narnia.
No, dude. Narnia is far too cool a destination for this jackass.
Dear boys,
Making yourself happy is making a guy happy and therefore gay.
Being mad. That’s the straightest you can be.
Even gay means happy.
Don’t be happy (gay), stay mad (straight).
Checkmate, atheists.
I am pretty sure most of MAGA is already doing that.
We’ve been to space. A satelitte left our planetary system. And now there is this Guy.
This timeline is wild
45 years sold.and I just learned that according to this, gay sex is my favourite. I feel like I’ve suddenly become man of culture
some people are just fucking stupid.
it’s amazing just how succinctly this statement sums up pretty much everything these days. Beautifully said…
i just dont know what else to say. Big Damo said it best.
incels need to be stopped
I’m sorry but none of this is real. There’s no way anyone can possibly be this stupid. We are clearly living in a massive simulation where the programmers are taking bets over how fucking surreal they can make right wing politics before it stops being viable. Clearly our entire existence is a political science experiment for an unfathomably advanced civilization. There’s no other explanation.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Then I prefer to have Gay Sex with Women because I want that my Kids have a great future and at the moment those Old people ruin it for all.
Anyways ladies, now that you’ve been sold on the idea of gay sex…
:3
Username checks out ⬆️
And yet his orgasm – ejaculation – is not gay?
of course not.
Whats more masculine than having another masculine mans lips around your cock, working in up and down in just the most masculine satisifying way before injecting your bro with a big testosterone fueled hot load of manliness.
Aaaand aaaand a nice payload of minerals and protein. Strokes hair “Shhhh, Shhhh, you did a good, bro. Enjoy your post workout shake that’s definitely not gay.”
If I’m getting things straight (pun intended), this guy is telling us thinking about someone else’s pleasure is gay.
More gay people please!
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with your wives?
Only if she gets wet in the process.
Then Ben Shapiro is not gay.
I’m pretty sure one of these idiots literally did say that this year.
Possibly, but I also made a satirical comment a while back explaining how sex with women is gay (admittedly not entirely my idea, other people have made the joke before)
I’m pretty sure they’ve already moved past that and onto “straight men get turned on by each other’s muscles, in fact it’s unmanly not to”

She seems into it, maybe we are kink shaming here. (this is the only thing that makes sense to me)
These MAGA influencers keep getting caught beating women. She’s probably just physically trapped.














