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Cake day: August 17th, 2023

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  • You should make them pay 1.50 for every plate they didn’t make themselves and someone had to import from another house, refuse to cook or tidy anythingas thats done by immigrants, and point out loudly everything not made in the US.

    “Sorry fam, it’s a $10 a piece for this turkey. Don’t want people thinking they got an easy ride.”

    “Oh you want me to help clean, I charge $20 a hour…Oh you want me to help for free. Isn’t that communism? Aren’t we encouraging people not to pull themselves up from their boot straps.”

    “You want me to leave and never come back? That’s free.”





  • There are two stages when dealing with Nazis.

    In the first stage: mock the ever loving shit out of Nazis. Nazis thrive on being making people afraid of them. Hard for people to he afraid of you when everyone is mocking you.

    Glitter bomb, flaming bags of poop, toilet paper, egg the Fuentes house. Draw penises on the walls. The more juvenile the prank, the better. Hard to be afraid of someone when they have massive penis spray painted on the garage door.

    Second stage kicks in when Nazis start getting violent. Kick those fuckers right in the crotch. Stop them from being able to breed.





  • To me, a leftist is someone who looks at the status quo and goes this is fucked up. We need to fix it.

    A liberal looks at the status quo and goes “this isn’t this bad.” Think Bill Clinton or Tony Blair. Politicans who continued to maintain the status quo after their conservative predecessors.

    If a leftist politician served after a conservative politician. The leftist politician would be like “fuck this” and upend the status quo.