Just a little price to pay to own the libs.
I’m outta the loop on horse meat. Do I even wanna know?
There are protected wild horses on federal land.
It’s illegal to hunt them or kill them for meat.
But the Trump administration has found a loophole: if they capture them and sell them to a foreign entity alive, that foreign entity can legally butcher them.
It’s darkly funny because those horses are a invasive species that only have federal protections because conservatives like to pretend to be cowboys.
Stay clear of beef unless you’re really confident in its origin at least for a little while.
How about Trumpstein’s weiner?
Huh, what’s so bad about horse meat? Doesn’t seem to belong with the others …
It’s not the meat that’s problematic. There are a few points:
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/20/us/trump-wild-horses-legal-loophole-slaughter.html
The government can spend more than $3,000 to capture a mustang and bring it to market, but sells each for as little as $25. A horse can fetch up to $750 at a slaughter plant. The potential for profit keeps buyers coming.
Don’t forget the diarrhea lettuce
The Taylor Farms diarrhea lettuce and diarrhea jalapeño peppers, specifically. The same Taylor Farms that donated to a Trump-aligned super PAC six days before the announced delay of food safety regulations.
ETA: this is only meant to name and shame a big offender, but all large corpos benefit from the disgusting deregulation rampant here in the United Shits of America :’)
See also: Slave labor
This week it’s tofu
What is it with right-wing populists and being undone by lettuces? Liz Truss in Britain is now synonymous with the lettuce, and she had a simillarly laxative effect on the economy.
Don’t you know it’s Biden’s fault?!
They love swallowing. They’re the greatest at it. Nobody swallows better than MAGA! thank you for your attention to this matter.
They love swallowing,
They are the greatest at it,
maga swallows best!
i would put your haiku on my fridge if i could.
That haiku is great
You can put it up on your
Refrigerator
Dry erase markers?
Don’t forget explosive diarrhea!
That’s a hard glizzy to hork
MAGA will shit wildly from eating literal hot dogs, now that we got bad beef.
Don’t forget ink in the tofu
The only thing inaccurate about this meme is the dude’s expression of discontent.
Republicans, especially maga, would enthusiastically let Trump shit in their mouth if it meant a ‘librul’ would have to smell it.
They are happy to fall on the sword so long as it causes harm to some out-group. They love that shit.
They’re pro data center now too, daddy donny told em to change their minds
Dying from dysentery like it’s Oregon Trail
