Murse

We already have pregnancy vaccines that reduce the incidence of contracting a baby (and with it, that non-existent baby’s ability to contract RSV) to close to 100%!

So we have one Nazi dead and another in prison. Win win.

Coincidentally, Charlie Kirk did become a case study on how to effectively deal with hate speech. You’d think the state would prefer to steer people toward less extreme responses, but with those no longer an option, a bullet to the neck did shut that fucker up.

So, sure… let the next Nazi step into the spotlight. I’ll tune up the world’s smallest violin for when he gets fast-tracked into a dirt nap.

I love seeing posts from this community in part because they showcase some of the most adamant patient self-advocacy and resilience, while enthusiastically spitting into the face of bigoted opposition.

Y’all are certified badasses!

Best of luck, ma’am.

The chocolate also got worse. I used to get excited about these this time of year… now they don’t even make me feel nostalgic - everything about them has enshittified to the point of nonrecognition.

Can’t find it for the life of me… Describing a web comic vs actually posting it always feels like a flop, but…

Aliens abduct a physicist, who doesn’t seem to give much of a damn about the abduction but is instead enthused to learn about the alien tech on board, so they give him a tour of the ship. They get to the power reactor and start dropping a bunch of sci-fi jumbo about “We harness dark matter to… (sci-fi Ruth Goldberg machine) …and finally, we use the heat it generates to boil water and crank a turbine!!”

*Physicist drops to his knees in despair and let’s out a dramatic ‘noooooo!’

Paraphrasing heavily due to having shit memory. I thought it was a SMBC comic, but… /shrug.

I don’t think I’ve ever stopped using a pen because of a fault or end-of-life condition of the pen itself. I stop using them because “Where the actual fuck did I put my pen…?”

and the world made a better place.

Cue the Anakin-in-a-field-with-Padme meme.

Okay but what kind of doctor?

ENT clinic? Probably what the message is shooting for.

Surgeon? You’ll have a front facing gown, but your ass will most likely be on display.

ER? Why does that patient still have clothes on?? Grab some bandage scissors and chop that shit off!