
What the fuck? If I was the manager I’d pay this guy twice. That’s exactly the experience I want if I go to a place named after that specific part of the movie.
“Got authentic Forrest Gump experience. It was terrible.”
Smh, some people cannot appreciate what a REAL cousine is like…
If I managed a Bubba Gump Shrimp restaurant I’d definitely do that every now and then when I got bored
If I were a guest, I’d either need emergency medical attention after running out of breath from laughing too hard or else I would order “The Complete Sampler” just to see what happens.
It’s part of the hidden menu.
You have to say “Just gimme the whole gosh darn boat.”
It comes out on a mini shrimp trawler, kind of like a sushi boat.
You better have like $200 on you for that one. Their prices are ridiculous.
Thanks for the heads up. I haven’t eaten there before. Still, I’ve paid more for concert tickets, and I think this might be one hell of a show.
Chaotic neutral, gotta love it
“two orders of shrimp on a bigger stick, please, but can you put the shrimp on the small stick instead?”
shrimp taco is definitely not made up

It’s also a sex thing!
… go on …
it does not sound like a good sex thing
… go on …
Bubba Gump way off the mark here.
That man should TRAIN the waitstaff.
this guy is a legend 😂
This really makes me crave a Diet Coke
Could have been like the ‘meow’ scene in super troopers. Like it was a competition to see how long you’d let him go.
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