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zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

We never saw him again

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We never saw him again

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zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    What the fuck? If I was the manager I’d pay this guy twice. That’s exactly the experience I want if I go to a place named after that specific part of the movie.

  • RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world
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    “Got authentic Forrest Gump experience. It was terrible.”

    • cosmos8188@leminal.space
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      Smh, some people cannot appreciate what a REAL cousine is like…

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    If I managed a Bubba Gump Shrimp restaurant I’d definitely do that every now and then when I got bored

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      If I were a guest, I’d either need emergency medical attention after running out of breath from laughing too hard or else I would order “The Complete Sampler” just to see what happens.

      • AeronMelon@lemmy.worldM
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        It’s part of the hidden menu.

        You have to say “Just gimme the whole gosh darn boat.”

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          It comes out on a mini shrimp trawler, kind of like a sushi boat.

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        You better have like $200 on you for that one. Their prices are ridiculous.

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          Thanks for the heads up. I haven’t eaten there before. Still, I’ve paid more for concert tickets, and I think this might be one hell of a show.

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    Chaotic neutral, gotta love it

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    “two orders of shrimp on a bigger stick, please, but can you put the shrimp on the small stick instead?”

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    shrimp taco is definitely not made up

    • teslekova@lemmy.ml
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      It’s also a sex thing!

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        … go on …

        • cuerdo@lemmy.world
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          it does not sound like a good sex thing

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            … go on …

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.worldM
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    Bubba Gump way off the mark here.

    That man should TRAIN the waitstaff.

  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    this guy is a legend 😂

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    This really makes me crave a Diet Coke

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    Could have been like the ‘meow’ scene in super troopers. Like it was a competition to see how long you’d let him go.

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    deleted by creator

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