• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    1 day ago

    (To himself) “Ooh, she’s scrolling though Tinder, maybe she’ll see me! No, no, no, wow, she’s a swiper, no, no, oh, there I am! NO?! She barely looked at me…”

    (Out loud) “HEY! what about THAT guy? He seemed nice!”