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    Daniel Radcliffe’s Agent: Okay, Harry Potter movies are done, you’re rich and famous now! What do you wanna do next?

    DR: GET NAKED WITH A HORSE

    Agent: … Okay, and after that?

    DR: NAIL GUNS TO MY HANDS