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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 5 months ago

why is software engineering so horny

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why is software engineering so horny

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • Rose@slrpnk.net
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    It goes WAY back.

    The Apollo Guidance Computer software had a routine called KISSING. …about LM-CM docking, of course.

    You saw the opening scene of Apollo 13 and thought only the astronauts used horny references in regards to the docking? Think again! So did the programmers.

  • palordrolap@fedia.io
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    haha forking processes and killing children

    wait

    • setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
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      Remove child from parent using fork

      :)

  • explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world
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    Master/slave

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      Finger/poke

      • Kenny2999@lemmy.world
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        Fsck fsck

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?

      • The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.network
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        I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world
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    Construction is like this too.

    Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”

    Edit, nailing studs.

    • Denvil@piefed.world
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      I love telling people who aren’t from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

      That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there

      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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        how do you know someone’s from Cincinnati?

        Don’t worry, they’ll tell you

        • Denvil@piefed.world
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          I’ll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

          • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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            I cannot disagree. You guys need the tautology award for tautology award winners.

        • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social
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          Some men are born great
          Some men achieve greatness
          … and some are from Ohio

          Political slogan from the 1840’s Presidential campaign (“Tippacanoe and Tyler too!”)

    • DarthFreyr@lemmy.world
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      “Get me some oil so I can tap this tight hole. You’re going to need to screw it hard, and then drop a double nut on it. Make sure to keep your bush clean, or you can try sticking your finger in and twisting it around, otherwise you’ll never get this hard shaft into it. And remember: if it’s walking funny when you drill, try putting the tip between a pair of nuts.”

      Maybe a bit more machining, but it’s not even a stretch to make it sound absolutely terrible. Those are all even pretty reasonable statements in context (if you know zero slang), not just isolated words.

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    –force

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      –verbose is for when you want dirty talk

  • Dejected Warp Core@lemmy.world
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    Linux shell also has… a thing going on.

    touch
    top
    mount
    man
    fsck
    
    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      finger

      • hancock@retrolemmy.com
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        unzip

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    Zip, unzip it.

    • Hupf@feddit.org
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      Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it,…

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    deleted by creator

  • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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    No touch?

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      No touch only cat

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  • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world
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    Docker…

  • mycodesucks@lemmy.world
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    We’re good with technology, so we’re VERY easily able to find our EXACT preferred porn for our EXACT fetishes. That snowballs.

    Also, forget ALT-TAB. We Linux users LOVE having keyboard shortcuts for completely different desktops… for reasons.

  • joe@lemmy.today
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    Look, most of us are just kinda repressed and low-level horny at all times

    • mirshafie@europe.pub
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      Some of us aren’t repressed!

  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    We used to finger our users too.

    • Zoop@beehaw.org
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      Hey, lots of people still do! I’ve seen talk of using it nowadays a few separate times lately, including earlier today of someone setting it up for the first time. It’s neat!

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        Anyone talking about using finger nowadays should be considered very very suspect, same way you’d look at someone suggesting rlogin

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_(protocol)#Security_concerns

        https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/decades-old-finger-protocol-abused-in-clickfix-malware-attacks/

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    Unzip. Finger. Fsck. Sleep.

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    Oh my god I’m sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You’re just so pretty…

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      I dumped my core so fast …

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