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henfredemars@lemmy.world

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https://henfred.me/

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Cake day: 2023年7月4日

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  • At risk of repeating an answer to a similar question some weeks or months ago:

    My wife and I met on a porn site. We caught feelings and met IRL and it was actually pretty great.

    Well, it was not exactly porn but more a popular “adult fanfiction” (almost the same thing) site where we went from cooperative creative writing to something much more intimate. I flew out to meet her and now we’ve been married for about a decade.

    I still say we met because of porn. My first message to her contained a detailed, descriptive, as unceremonious as it was unambiguous list of preferences but it seems to be working out so far.











  • Authorities say that HOA members first summoned police due to reports of “children running an illegal lemonade stand on county right of way.”

    When the sheriff’s deputies arrived, they “found that the children were not blocking the roadway but did ask them to move back from the road a few feet for their safety.”

    Thinking the matter was resolved, the officers then moved on to other calls about parking issues in the area, only to head back to the scene of the stand when the “original reporting parties came out and began yelling at the children claiming they were on private property.”

    As the refreshment row reached fever pitch, the officers discovered that the children running the stand themselves lived within the HOA and that the lemonade pushers “had a right to be there” on the association’s communally held property, leaving the wayward youths to continue their street war against scurvy.

    Assholes.