• ferret@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
            2·
            15 days ago

            Pfft, who needs to build a hegemony when you can just maintain the status-quo and let the US fall to your level?

            • Garbagio@lemmy.zip
              2·
              15 days ago

              To drop the shitpost a bit, every time I think of American politics I think about, I can’t remember his name but some racist internet personality decided he’d try meth to prove that addiction is a personal choice. Fast forward, dude obviously ended up getting his whole shit wrecked by meth addiction. Like obviously we have politicians that want to bring resource extraction home for dinner, but we have an entire populace convinced we’re just built different.

  • DrDystopia@lemy.lol
    40·
    19 days ago

    Everyone younger than me are little shits who don’t know nothing and everyone older than me are old farts with outdated knowledge. Fuck’em.

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    91·
    18 days ago

    If he’s bigger than me: Yeah probably. I get off my ass to rake the yard or build furniture, I don’t work out.

    If he’s richer than me: Yeah it’s almost certainly via white collar crime. I live below my means, I’m the son of an IT professional, I went to college on a grant and I taught flight school before I worked in a rapid prototyping lab. I’ve worn blue and white collars. I’ve written C++ and run a lathe for my pay.

    If he’s smarter than me: That’s easy to believe with my 3.3 GPA. I was an honor’s student looked down upon by the AP and IB kids.

    The man who looks better than me probably owns a mirror. I wear navy blue T-shirts and black gym shorts as a daily uniform because they’re easy to launder and I shave my neck because a neckbeard bothers me when I’m trying to sleep. Do you want your Lycoming overhauled or not, because I went to mechanic school and you didn’t. Thought so, that’ll be $30 grand.

  • MNByChoice@midwest.social
    5·
    19 days ago

    Anything than to have to fix my life.

    I don’t shower as I don’t want the females to think I am gay. I don’t read, study, or try so I am not a nerd. I work a deadend job to prove I am “self made”. I avoid the “roids”, the gym, and exercising, which saves me so much time.

    • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
      4·
      19 days ago

      Saves me more time to spend in my mom’s basement eating Cheetos on Call of Duty verbally challenging your heterosexuality.

      • SSUPII@sopuli.xyzOP
        4·
        19 days ago

        I don’t know if this is the case still, in the Xbox360 days definitely.

        This is more of a Fortnite and Roblox timeline. And I mean the adults.

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
    41·
    19 days ago

    Today I found out I’m a

    Roided up gay daddies money having nerd who slept with your wife and mother at the same time.