• Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    9 days ago

    I adore the meme that Patel’s FBI fabricated those texts between the alleged Kirk shooter and his partner. Just the fact that they’ve done such a poor job gaining public trust that a bunch of people watching the story ended up like “Okay, I wouldn’t have thought the FBI would fabricate evidence like this before, but Kash Patel has utterly convinced me that they fabricated these texts. Look how conveniently they answer every single outstanding question for the investigation and sound like they were written by a 40 year old federal agent and not a college kid from Utah.”

    It’s objectively fucking hilarious. Especially if the texts are actually real.

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      9 days ago

      It’s comical how stupid they think people are, and reprehensible how some people are dumb enough to gobble it up

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      9 days ago

      right? i mean the gov fabricated the entire reason for the vietnam war among other things. it’s kind of what a gov does lol.

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      9 days ago

      Oh my god I hadn’t read them before but those are 100% faked wtf. The only time I’ve seen a zoomer talk like that is when they’re mocking or imitating older people.

      • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        9 days ago

        Yeah no they’re fucking wild. Oh yeah let me just text my partner telling them the location of a note that I totally made admitting to doing it but that I planned on never telling anyone. A letter mind you that was apparently destroyed but not before taking a picture of for fucking posterity I guess? Oh and remember how I was engraving bullets the other day? That thing that you were presumably there for if I’m asking you if you remember.

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          Also, what kid (or anyone) calls his car a “vehicle” or a cop car a “squad car”. It’s all in cop-speak: circle back, vehicle, squad car

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      7 days ago

      Its almost feels like a scene in a comedy where a grown ass man is playing with dolls that look like his enemies and he makes them speak like morons.