• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    Note that Hitler actually served in the trenches of WW1 as a corporal. Didn’t claim he had “bone spurs” to get out of military service unlike SOMEONE ELSE.

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      He was awarded the Iron Cross twice (Second Class once, then First Class). This was an honor seldom given to corporals. He was a messenger, and was said by his comrades to be weird, aloof, puritanical but fearless. Unlike Trump, at least he had one ball.

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        Oh I don’t know… Trump has balls. Just intermittently… on his face… smelling of vodka and shchi.

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      I was told it’s not impossible that Hitler and Tolkien were in opposite trenches in ww1. I want that to be true, so I haven’t left checked it.

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        They were both at Somme in 1916. Hard to say if they shot at each other but its a likely possibility they were close to one another at one point in time in history.

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          Ide like to visit the timeline where Tolkien Headshots Hitler in the trenches.

          Just to see what would have been different(I likely wouldn’t exist but I think that would be okay)

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      When in certain aspects you’re worse than Hitler…

      One can only assume how many other aspects of Hitler he can surpass too

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        Well, we’ve seen Trump’s shitty attempts at doodles, and Hitler’s mediocre art. Adi wins that contest too.

        And let’s not forget that Hitler killed Hitler. That did the world a favor. I don’t see Trump doing the equivalent.

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    They should call him a disappointment. That might actually hurt him since I’m sure he heard it from his father all the time.

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      Honestly yeah, he’s a narcissist so disdain and mockery would hurt the most. Another simple but good option would be to get the biggest crowd possible to just straight up point and laugh.

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        Agreed. Hearing he’s like hitler isn’t going to make that orange buffoon sad. He idolizes hitler.

        Yelling out that no one likes him, everyone around him is just there to use him, he has no actual friends, he’s a disappointment to his parents, no one will mourn his death (also, tic tic on that clock, since he’s so afraid of that), he’s a loser and weird— now THAT is going to bother him.

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    I’m really curious why the outing. It was obviously poorly planned if the protestors got access to him. Was he sundowning and it was a sudden thing? Was it to prove he was healthy enough to walk? Is it to show that he and vance are close so that when he inevitably takes over the office its a shot in the dark to make that go smoother?

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      Read this morning it was to show how safe DC is now after sicking the army on regular citizens. Now the child rapist trump is all pissed off at his hand picked magat security team (he fired the real ones) allowing Pink to just rail him by yelling your the hitler of our time for what looked like a very long time. Heehee fuck the child rapist and anyone associated with him.

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        The protestors booked a table in the restaurant but were amazed to find it was right next to Trump’s table, he apparently hadn’t cleared it with them very well in advance or they’d have been prescreening nearby tables as the earpiece guys do.

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    Very dangerous city. Can’t go out on the streets without someone calling you Hitler.

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    Quick. Send in the Marines to fumigate that place once they leave to make it safe for other humans.