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Sorry to be nitpicky but the Lord of the Rings picture of an orc is actually an Uruk-hai and the picture of a goblin is an orc
Um, ackshually, Tolkien makes no distinction between orcs and goblins, and Uruk-hai just means “Orc-folk” in Black Speech.
A reader may also note with interest that Tolkien used only the word goblin in the Hobbit and only the word orc in LotR, which probably doesn’t help the confusion.
Maybe we’re just talking about the movies though, given the image. Even if not, the orc image here could be uruk hai if they wanted to be more specific of the larger orc breed. So image is weird either way
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Human | Space human (human)
I know you probably didn’t create it Stamets but I always think of ways to tweak these.
Better would be space goblin: romulan (since goblins were made from elves, space goblins are made from space elves), Space Hobbits: ferengi since they are mostly a nuisance but willing to carry something up a mountain for a good cause.
Ferengi would also be hesitant to drop something valuable into a volcano
Too soon
That’s like the first rule of acquisition.
Plus that ring also follows the Rules of Acquisition: Rule 168: whisper your way to success, Rule 239 by hiding it’s markings, and many unwritten rules.
Yeah, not mine. Completely cede to all of your points, but what race would Wesley possibly be relegated to? Gnoll?
You remember that guy that gets flattened by the door in Bree? That’s Wesley.
Sidenote: I still do fuckin’ love Wesley and Wil Wheaton and the show wouldn’t be the same without them <3
You’re not wrong, but I contend that the writers didn’t know what to do with Wesley.
Completely agree. There were a lot of weirdly written episodes, or moments that he was included into, that didn’t make a whole lot of sense. Sad as it is, they just started to figure out what to do with him when Wil left the show.
Still will miss my little spaceman.
Lich king?
From reading r/tolkienfans (yeah I know but have been reading for many years till recently) I think I read that Tolkien wasn’t final with the orcs being corrupted elves, it was definitely in one of the drafts though. So can still work but maybe not definite is all. Also I am not sure on the timeline of drafts so maybe that was the last one in his works for them which would make it more likely.
IMO Ferengi are gnomes.
I’ll always find it a little weird how pop culture settled on making Dwarves vaguely Scottish when their origin is as Nordic and Germanic mountain spirits.
Das Schwarze Auge was a game series with a few CRPGs that did have very German Dwarves, if that helps. I’m talking cave fortresses with names like Finsterkoppen.
Where does Gollum fit in?
Badgey.
Are engineers a separate species?
From my experience living in the dorms with engineering students, yeah most definitely.
For context, I was a Jazz Studies major.
From playing d&d with a few definitely… Never had another group try to convince me it’s simple math to work out the dynamics of a fireball and how far it would really go in a tunnel system because they wanted to get enemies around a corner too lmfao.
This community is pure gold. This meme is amazing!
Haha, the dwarf and hobbit had me laughing.
