Lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

I just shitpost🙃

sh.itjust.works

message-square
44
link
fedilink
787

I just shitpost🙃

sh.itjust.works

kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
message-square
44
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    189
    ·
    3 days ago

    I once had a potential employer tell me that they can’t trust me because I have no social media presence.

    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      186
      ·
      3 days ago

      Sounds like you dodged a bullet

      • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        64
        ·
        3 days ago

        Oh, absolutely. His next question was going to be what my passwords were.

        In that case, I would have stopped the interview and excused myself. Wouldn’t have been the first time.

        • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          56
          ·
          3 days ago

          I wouldn’t have even excused myself at that point, I would have just:

          And then left.

          • Deceptichum@quokk.au
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            8
            ·
            3 days ago

            Is that Maddox?

            • RunJun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              12
              ·
              3 days ago

              It’s from the famous tide goes in, tide goes out clip.

              • binarytobis@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                6
                ·
                3 days ago

                TIL, thanks

                • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
                  link
                  fedilink
                  arrow-up
                  5
                  ·
                  2 days ago

                  It spawned a whole bunch of memes. What a dumb ass.

            • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              5
              ·
              3 days ago

              Fuck, I forgot all about Maddox lol

    • molave@reddthat.com
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      30
      ·
      2 days ago

      Thanks to that, I know an employer I can’t trust.

  • halvar@lemy.lol
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    82
    arrow-down
    3
    ·
    3 days ago

    even better i dont have social media

    • a_person@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      52
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      3 days ago

      What do you call lemmy/mastodon then?

      • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        144
        ·
        3 days ago

        Autistic media

        • jaybone@lemmy.zip
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          33
          ·
          3 days ago

          Antisocial media?

          • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            6
            ·
            2 days ago

            Asocial media.

      • shiftymccool@programming.dev
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        43
        ·
        3 days ago

        The best distiction i’ve heard is that social media follows people (twitter, youtube, mastodon, etc… whereas lemmy, reddit, etc… follow topics. They’re more like news feeds with a comment section.

        • burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          3 days ago

          that would make sense if there wasnt a number of lemmy communities dedicated to documenting drama from other lemmy communities and users, not to mention blood feuds between different domains

          • HoopyFrood@lemmy.zip
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            2 days ago

            Lemmy reporting on lemmy is just regular old news i’m pretty sure. Would an online newspaper with a comment section count as social media then? How about paper newspapers with an active “comments from readers” section?

        • merc@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          arrow-down
          2
          ·
          2 days ago

          If you just wanted to follow a topic, you could follow Wikipedia RSS feeds.

          If you’re reading and responding to comments, you’re engaging in social media.

        • Booboofinger@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          3 days ago

          I’d say they are more of a comment section that just so happens to include feeds 🤪

      • Sc00ter@lemmy.zip
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        27
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        3 days ago

        Ive always differentiated lemmy/reddit from social media for 2 main reasons. First because it isnt (or wasnt) full of “influencers” trying to push shit on you. Second and probably more so, becausee its anonymous. I dont know anyone one here personally and no one knows me. These platforms are more like collections of the internet with a comment section, imo. Not much different than things like The Chive or even a news site, but instead of news, its memes and sometimes news

        • toofpic@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          12
          ·
          edit-2
          3 days ago

          The structured user information is what I think killed the “free” vibe of the early internet: you naturally see a lot of information even before you contact anyone. That removes some intimacy of exchanging information about who you are, in a way you want. Around 2000, I was playing pool with random people on Yahoo Games, and trying to learn English talking to them. I’ve met a girl of my age from Jakarta, I talked to some boomer Arizona cowboy who was relieved to know “we’re not fucking commies anymore” (I`m Russian). These were interesting conversations where we discovered each other. Now I wouldn’t talk to the guy like that, because “I see we probably don’t have much in common, and he wrote this and that to other people”

          • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            5
            arrow-down
            2
            ·
            3 days ago

            “Social media” is as much “social” as that “dating apps” are “dating”

            • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
              cake
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              3
              arrow-down
              7
              ·
              3 days ago

              So…very?

        • shneancy@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          3 days ago

          don’t forget memes about the news

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            3 days ago

            And, unfortunately more and more frequently, news about the memes.

            By which I mean that politics has become a farce where memes are often taken more seriously than things like science and thoroughly researched journalism 😮‍💨

      • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        3 days ago

        They don’t count it as social if it’s pseudonymous.
        Even thought, that’s not what social means.

      • Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        3 days ago

        No more social media than 4chan

      • asbestos@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        3 days ago

        I don’t

      • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        3 days ago

        Antisocial media. (I.e. perpetual bickering.)

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    2 days ago

    Thats me. I have 2 “social media” accounts, Lemmy and YT (coz I need the tutorials). My yt account is an old ex-boyfriend account that I stole from him a good 10 years ago lol

    • Pilferjinx@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 day ago

      Heck ya, tutorials and hobby tear downs and builds. Also a good smattering of science education.

    • tired_n_bored@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      2 days ago

      I love that

  • CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    1 day ago

    Real

  • KiWilly@lemmy.myserv.oneBannedBanned from community
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    edit-2
    2 days ago

    Removed by mod

  • Ydna@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 days ago

    Mine are up but the details apply to about 2010-2013 era activities. Definitely no longer a priority 🙃

  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    3 days ago

    FR FR

    • REDACTED@infosec.pub
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      2 days ago

      Vrum Vrum

      • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        2 days ago

        In case there is any confusion,

        fr = For Real

        • REDACTED@infosec.pub
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          5
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          2 days ago

          In case there is any confusion

          Vrum = Vrum?

  • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    3 days ago

    Who up posting they shit

  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    arrow-down
    12
    ·
    3 days ago

    If I had the energy I would comb through your account and profile you to prove you wrong. Even with the shittiest shitpost with as little sense as possible you are still putting part of yourself out there. Pair that up with comments and other posts and one can find out more about you than you want.

    • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.worksOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      16
      ·
      edit-2
      3 days ago

      U either have to unemployed, paid enough money or have aloooot of free time to understand my diarrhea of an account

    • db2@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      3 days ago

      Half of what I post is bullshit and I’m not telling you which half. Is this comment included? You’ll never know for sure.

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        2 days ago

        According to my online presence I’m a 58 year old overweight lesbian developer from Nebraska.

        I could also be a 22 year old white supremacist rancher from Montana.

        Or I could be a fat balding Iranian guy running a motel out of Southern California.

        whelp…guess that’s all I’ve got.

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 3.98K users / day
  • 8.82K users / week
  • 14.9K users / month
  • 29.5K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 33.4K subscribers
  • 16.8K Posts
  • 356K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
  • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • UI: 0.19.12
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org