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How to order a hamburger that’s mostly spit
Juicy
As if they aren’t already.
They don’t have the time or hydration to do that to every order. They have to save that for the special customers.
Unrealistic. This is way too coherent. Needs more word salad.
Also he should start crying at one point.
Everything I hate is cultural marxism.
Sir… this is a Wendy’s
McDonalds marketing is getting pretty aggressive if they’re sending their cashiers to Wendy’s…
The cashier is working undercover in order to steal the krappy patty’s secret formula.
“What did you find out, Steve? Did you get the formula?”
“Yeah, commercials, we just need more than the other guys. I don’t think our food matters, like, at all.”
He is a racist and a bigot
Jordan Peterson is a charlatan
So… A good candidate for the next US president?
He’s Canadian.
That didn’t stop Ted Cruz from running a few years back
TIL. Goddamn it Alberta.
So a good next us president
So is that worse?
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This is only missing JP coming up with a completely deranged definition of what fries are that he demands the cashier adheres to (I don’t think the vodka applies, that’s more making fun of the cashier). And also him entirely dodging the question of whether he likes fries, stating that people have discussed whether he likes fries but he refuses to reveal it.
Obviously fries represent the western civilization. Frying oil is the chaos dragon of woke left that means to destroy the fries, but will instead transform them into something even more beautiful, an entity of culinary perfection. But you would already know that if only you had bought my online course. sob It’s so sublime. sob
Employee listening in the background hears the timer for the fries go off. Pulls the basket out from the oil.
Looks at the fries.
Looks at the stand for them to drain.
Looks at Jordan Peterson.
Looks at the fries.
Shoves their own face into the hot oil to escape the sound of JP’s voice.
Great. Make your own version and post it. I’d love to see it.
Gets plain fries, but gets charged for vodka. Cashier points to vodka line on the bill and says “potatoes”, then points to fries and says “potatoes”.
False inductive reasoning combined with butwhataboutism and sealinoning. All designed to exhaust the opponent and muddy the argument. Conservatives love this form of argument.
Analyzing the conversation does not the joke get.
Yeah, I got the joke. I was talking about the inspiration for the joke that made it funny in the first place.
Sealioning (source) + whataboutism. A very cheap method of trolling and exhausting the opponent of the argument which relies on the victim being unaware of sealioning and they’re being sealioned. It’s frustrating seeing JP fans think this is proof he’s a genius. it’s like Ben Shapiro, another rightwing “influencer” who constantly speaks fast and gish gallops on purpose and his fans think he’s a genius for that too
Don’t forget the constant motte and bailey.
That, too. For people who don’t know what that is (source)
The motte-and-bailey fallacy (named after the motte-and-bailey castle) is a form of argument and an informal fallacy where an arguer conflates two positions that share similarities: one modest and easy to defend (the “motte”) and one much more controversial and harder to defend (the “bailey”).[1] The arguer advances the controversial position, but when challenged, insists that only the more modest position is being advanced.[2][3] Upon retreating to the motte, the arguer may claim that the bailey has not been refuted (because the critic refused to attack the motte)[1] or that the critic is unreasonable (by equating an attack on the bailey with an attack on the motte).[4]
Thanks for teaching me something new!
Also your username is very apt for this thread.
Tankie “intelligencia” power houses use this as well.
It depends on what the definition of ‘is’ is.
Dragging your opponent into the weeds does not a good argument make
Thanks Yoda
You i thank
“Colloquialism, motherfucker! Do you speak it‽”
Edit: corrected autocorrect incorrection
The “motherfucker” forced me to hear this in Samuel L Jackson’s voice.
He shoots, he scores!
lol the whole quote was a SLJ reference from one of his iconic lines, so you are right on the money
Currently watching a Peterson debate… This is just too perfect.
After not receiving the fried Jordan cries in his car.
define cries
Whom is car?!
Reading this increased my blood pressure.
See? That means he won the argument. Checkmate, atheists.
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My dog is an intellectual powerhouse compared to Jordan Peterson fans.
Lol. I just Googled him and his YouTube channel description reads…
“Join intellectual phenomenon Dr. Jordan B. Peterson for enlightening discourse”
It’s a phenomenon how much he lacks any intellectual capabilities.
with the amount of benzos he took, and coma that gave him brain damage, hes been reduced to only able to respond with emotional outbursts.
