Snowflake
This guy has to be the whiniest pathetic loser the human species has ever produced.
No wonder conservatives identify with him.
2028 headline: After billions spent over three years the investigation is now closed after finding no evidence of Bruce Springsteen being an illegal immigrant. Turns out that he was in fact born in the USA.
…except, after all that investigating, they realized that “Born In The USA” is not really a patriotic song.
They would never figure that out with any amount of money.
Source: YMCA, Fortunate Son
lol don’t forget rage against the machine. i don’t know if there will ever be words in any language to describe how fucking stupid republicans are
That was an honest mistake. It’s not like every single song released since the inception of rage against the machine had highly political, radical left-wing, anticapitalist, lyrics… LOL
I mean, you can fill a book with stories of the Right not getting music.
There was Paul Ryan thinking Rage Against the Machine was on his side.
And Heart sued Sarah Palin to get her to stop playing their stuff.
https://www.foxnews.com/story/heart-to-sarah-palin-dont-play-barracuda
But they’ll always have the ultra relevant Kid Rock.
This is a feature of the right. The Nazis couldn’t create anything artistic, they had to steal from
BuddhismHinduism and the Roman Empire. They lack imagination, which I’m sure is linked to their lack of empathy, and they suppress the counter-culture, which is where art comes from. They fundamentally lack the ability to critically think, which is required for understanding art. The USSR, an authoritarian but (at least in theory) leftist society, produced a LOT of art that’s pretty good.It’s also the same reason why they think “jokes” are just a way to make fun of someone and they can’t fight back because it’s “a joke”, and they think that’s what jokes are for. They lack the cognitive ability to parse out cleverness and only understand the subversion of expectation part.
If they could think deeply about things, they wouldn’t be conservatives.
The Nazis couldn’t create anything artistic, they had to steal from
BuddhismHinduismOh you’re right, sorry, I stand corrected. But you get the idea.
Those mindless degenerates would never understand that.
See my comment above.
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Weeeeeeellllllllllll they’re trying to get rid of birthright citizenship…
The only solution is a French style revolution
Nothing says “small dick” like Trump calling for the government to bully someone who hurt his feels.
Love this. For years, tax exempt Churches have been praising Donald Trump and his Christofascist cronies. Despite this being forbidden, no one does jack-shit.
And then a few ultra-rich musicians share that they are not 100% on board with Trump’s 2020’s remake of the movie Idiocracy and he’s calling for a “major investigation”?
Someone’s mommy really didn’t love him
We all know Trump is a childish piece of trash, it’s just a bummer that like 80 million fucking Americans see it and are like, “yeah this is what we need again.”
and the rest see it and are like “well the end of democracy sure sucks, I hope this post saves us because I can’t be bothered doing anything else”
“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”
Despite this being forbidden, no one does jack-shit.
The U.S. Constitution is no better than toilet paper now. Thanks conservatives!!!
Investigating People who HURT YOUR FEELINGS is the VERY DEFINITION of FREEDOM! TRUST me! I’m a REPUBLICAN! We’re KNOWN for Words!
The biggest, most beautiful of words. Words youve never even seen before, from the perspective of language
This does not portray strength in any way. Very small hands energy
Boss versus apprentice
Any regime moves involving rich celebrities are an intentional distraction from their latest plans to kill ordinary americans.
“WHY DID HE ACCEPT THAT MONEY IF HE IS SUCH A FAN OF HERS? ISN’T THAT A MAJOR AND ILLEGAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION?"
…does he think Bruce Springsteen was running for office?
Well, he thinks that Mattel is a country and that Abrego Garcia literally has “MS13” tattooed onto his knuckles, so yeah, probably.
When he dies, I hope there’s a full autopsy because I really wanna know wtf is going on with his brain. Frontal cortex must have been chewed up and spit out or something.
It’s simple - yeerks from anamorphs are real. We already know about the one in RFK.
Damn, that’s a deep cut.
A President who has no love for his country.
Reprehensible
I’m sorry man but if the boss says you are full of shit, you are full of shit. Investigate away dumbass.
Fuck your feelings
Wait until someone tells him what “Born in the USA” and “Born to Run” are really about.
Born in the USA wasn’t about tRUMPs wife…
It’s only matter of time when people start falling from windows in US.
